Girthy dong

A hard dick, usually quite lengthy as well

"John Cena has a girthy dong"

by Munch919 October 22, 2015

gurthquake

When someone pulls out their cock and it creates an earthquake when it hits the ground.

Don't pull your pants down, we don't need another gurthquake.

by GurthMaster5000 October 25, 2015

Gurshy Tunk

The worst possible fuck up known to mankind. The type of fuck up that involves shagging the rabbis wife and getting her pregnant with twins...only to name the baby after the rosh yeshiva.

Oh god, you've only gone and gurshy tunked it!!!

by Blueman6262 September 29, 2018

Girthy

A cock so thick it needs three C’s.

That is one GIRTHY cock!

by Thicccydiccy December 19, 2017

Girthy Nipples

Girthy Nipples are of unusual size in girth, as big (or even bigger in extreme Girthy Nipple cases) as #2 pencil eraser,extending out further than one would expect or is average. They are also similar in appearance Italian sausage- like what might be on your pizza. In positive instances, they can be fun to chew on... in others they can be disturbing, but difficult to turn away from.

Anthony: I just saw that noodie pic you just forwarded me; she has extremely girthy nipples, yo'!

Xtena: No kidding, they are gargantuan- not to mention a fun shade of bright pink... like a hibiscus flower!!

Big Johnny: her girthy nipples are almost as long as half of my pinkie finger!

by Gingergasm December 18, 2010

King Gurth

is a penis that has a little crown on top of its head.

"Royal cock for trixy to eat! All hail king gurth!"

by Dbung September 22, 2005

Girthy Turd

A girthy turd occurs when you fist your ass, and stretch it open with 2 hands and take a big green shit. Also referred as a Shrek Dump (a big green watery shit).

The other day my asshole muscle squeezed out a girthy turd and it left me with a butt guppy.

by GirthyTurd October 23, 2009