Turd Gurgler

Someone who criticizes other's people's actions in a particular, nitpicky and public way (the gurgle), using some bullshit idea (the turd)or as their justification. The resulting sound is that of gurgling a turd.

Person A "OMG I hate people who drive SUVs, they are causing polar bears to die because of global warming"

Person B to Person A "Shut up you TURD GURGLER!!"

by pooneggler January 13, 2010

Taint Gurgler

Guy on ninja warrior with purple shorts.

Have you seen that guy on ninja warrior with purple shorts? He’s totally a taint gurgler.

by Mommasboiii January 17, 2021

Spunk gurgler

Someone who uses spunk as mouth wash - common tradition in the region of Tibet, Afghanistan

The fella over there, I know for a fact he a spunk gurgler.

by WettyRats March 9, 2023

European Gurgler

Urinating in a persons mouth from at least six feet away.

That girl last night was real European Gurgler.

by Yes my son March 15, 2024

gurgle back

When you flush the toilet and it's gurgles and shoots back atcha

Dammmmn! That toilet's got a bad case of gurgle back.

I flushed the toilet and my butt got all wet because of that bad gurgle back.

by Daygo504 June 8, 2016

triple gurgle

A womans ability to take a mans cock and balls in her mouth at the same time.

Kathy is a real sport. Her make up was running down her face as she went for the triple gurgle.

by snapper2 November 10, 2014

Gurglespurt

To have audible gut gurgles and goopy explosive diarrhea.

“I drank too much curdled milk, now I have the gurglespurts!”

by The Yoghurter February 5, 2022