Gurfulling

When gas is rotating out loud in your stomach, putting so much pressure on your bowel region that you feel like, if you don't get to a toilet immediately, you will soil your pants.

Girl - "what was that noise and why is your face all red?
Guy - "I'm tryin to squeeze my cheeks together cause my stomach be gurfulling".

by dalycitybadgirl September 6, 2013

Tickled Gruffy

An itchy grundle, iritated gooch

Dude i slept with this dirty bird and now i got an tickled gruffy.

by JerzeyJBoi June 12, 2018

Goat's Gruff

An extremely dangly, wooly, hairy scrotum.

Dude!!! Invest in a razor and loose the goat's gruff. How does your girlfriend suck your balls?

I saw my grandpa's goat's gruff last night. I don't think I will ever be the same.

by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2017

gurfer

A girl surfer

dude, she is one hot gurfer!

by 123456qwerty123456 December 22, 2009

Gufferer

One who claims to be a juggalo/juggalette but does not gather/has not gathered

Greyson is not a juggalo because gufferers are not juggalos.

by kissmyaxe17 January 6, 2022

Guffart

The act of laughing so hard that muscle control is temporary relaxed, resulting in the droppage of ass.

From colloquial "Guffaw" and "Fart."

Similar words include: Shart, Snart

"Wow, that was a great burrito. Whoa, did that fellow just slip on a banana peel? How funny! Oh my god I think i just guffarted."

by Doc Daredevil Dagwood Dipthong January 6, 2007

Gruff-knot

Awkward little balls of shit that become entangled in one's arse beard and require pulling out with toilet paper strategically wrapped around the fore-fingers. The more severe cases often require severing or cutting out with the nearest suitable household implement.

"Dave, will you hurry up and get out of the shitter im busting"
"Fetch me the scissors Shirley, my anal fluff is teeming with gruff-knots"

by Tylerstein October 6, 2006