Gurdon

A small, no traffic light, no WalMart, no chain restaurant, huntin, beer drinkin (cuz CLARK COUNTY IS WET!) backroadin city with some kickass people. Life here is what you make it, so lame people aint got a chance. We are the proud Gurdon Go-Devils, purple and gold! We're known as "dirty water" but its not true. We don't have to have boil orders like our neighbors. Gurdon is home to the International Order of the Hoo-Hoo, Jimmy Witherspoon, Tav Falco, and Daniel Davis (the butler from The Nanny)! Gurdon is more famously known as the home of the Gurdon Light! It a ghost of a railroad foreman who was brutally murdered in 1931. I've seen it several times myself and it stills scares me. If you're serious about seeing him tap on the tracks with a rock, chant "light, light, come out tonight" a few times and he'll shine for you, swing back and forth like a lantern, or if you're lucky he'll chase you!

Everyone i meet: "So where are you from?"
Me: "Gurdon"
Everyone i meet: "Oh I'm sorry"
Me: "Shiiiit. Y'all should be so lucky!"

by gspot4life May 29, 2011

Guarding the beer

Making out/ hooking up, primarily in a party setting. Typically in front of the beer/keg/etc. and effectively "guarding" any other party goers from reaching it.

They were guarding the beer for hours. Though I must admit they did a good job, nobody bothered taking any of the beer that was behind them.

by Gohawks91 January 24, 2011

Gurping

A combination of guzzle and slurp, often used in the context of consuming cum.

Chris loves a good gurping session.

by Cum lover 69 September 7, 2020

It’s gurting time

Gurting time is an incredibly monotonous lecture making you fall asleep or zone out instantly

This lecture is about to be so boring - Viktor
It’s gurting time - Erik

This lecture is making me pass out faster than a xanny - Filip
Yeah this lecture is so gurty - Linus

by sleepy gurt January 25, 2023

guarding the bee

The act of performing an utterly meaningless task given to you solely to keep you out of the way. The name comes from an episode of The Simpsons in which Homer, and two others, are tasked with guarding a bee in a jar in the plant's basement while the Nuclear Regulatory Inspector is visiting.

Bernie: Duh, why are we down here?
Homer: Aw, geez. I told you Bernie, guarding the bee!
Bernie: But WHY?!
Homer: Aw, you guys are pathetic. No wonder Smithers made me head bee-guy.

by Astrolounge April 7, 2009

gurwinder

The most beautiful handsome man in the world and what makes him even more attractive is that he doesn't realize how good looking he really is. Tall, dark and handsome with a strong build and stunning masculine facial features. Usually middle eastern. Has tremendous respect for women dispite being raised in a culture that is traditionally very oppressive towards women. He could have any woman he desires and as many women as any man could ever desire due to how he is so amazingly sexy and attractive but he is the type of man that is loyal to only one woman. He is very shy and it is rare for Gurwinder to find someone that he really wants to be with and spend the rest of his life with but when he does find love he is extremely affectionate and giving to that very lucky lady. If you are a woman that has a Gurwinder as a mate then you have won the lottery with an infinite jackpot of love, understanding, passion, laughs, and happiness. A woman that is with a Gurwinder must never take him for granted and must always reciprocate the amazing love that she will receive from her Gurwinder. He is usually very wealthy although money is no object of real importance to him. He is extremely intelligent, usually fluent in multiple languages and learns easily and quickly. He is super chill and easy going. He never judges anyone and He always sees people for their heart.

Gurwinder is a dying breed of man that is really rare to find in any time in history. Everybody likes him.

Gurwinder takes such good care of his girlfriend. I wish I had a Gurwinder as my man.

by Marge4208 November 21, 2018

gerdine

An amazingly awesome girl who is the best friend you can ever have and will always be there for you no matter what!

My best friend is gerdine because she is so much fun

by happygurl95 February 3, 2014