Gumsturbate

When one chews gum extraordinarily loud and obnoxiously, causing you to lose your ability to concentrate.

Man, can you gumsturbate elsewhere? Your loud smacking is giving me a headache.

by Solee November 16, 2010

Gunster

An extremely awesome person.

Wow, that person must be a Gunster.

by ZombieMagician March 28, 2010

Gunsterbation

Excess amounts of firearms and firepower, whether it is in real life or in a video games, that makes the user want to "nut" in excitement.

Turok for the ps3, the dual shotguns were like Gunsterbation

by ShanghaiKid February 24, 2008

Minge Gutsters

Trousers or jeans usually worn by middle aged women or sad freaks that come up above the belly button creating a large lump of fat that spreads from stomach to minge emphasising their 'minge gut'(see definition) or creating the appearance of one. Watch 80's music videos or browse the aisles of Marks and Spencers for examples.

Look at that freak in those minge gutsters!

Excuse me, I'm looking for a lovely pair of trousers for my daughter wedding, do you sell minge gutsters?

by Sarah July 9, 2004

Gumpter

A fool or madman. Usually used to highlight extreme cases of lunacy and/or stupidity.

Look at that Gumpter eating his own shoes! Hey, Gumpter, put the fucking shoes down!

by Mr Spanky Pants August 7, 2006

Gubster

when someone, especially people named bryan, are being complete douchebags and you need a creative insult

synonyms: douche, chach, asshole, anuspuss, and hardass

"gosh man, look at bryan showing up late, what a fucking gubster".

by tightgarbage January 22, 2011

gupster

a person who makes up or lies about certain things that really don't matter. tells stories that aren't true or says things to look cooler.

Wow, that guy over there is such a gupster...what a guy.

by BSss; August 8, 2011