Gummy Bears

Gummy Bears are the root of all evil. They have slowly succeeded in their attempts to take over the goverment as they have made school hours longer and made education compulsory till age 18. Virtually indestructable, Gummy Bears will rule the world.
Biting off heads, running over with cars and jamming them in draws do not work. Gummy Bears can break freezers too!
by Steph&Chels August 29, 2008
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Gummy Bears

Words to describe a turbulent flight (which was bouncing here & there & everywhere)
I spilled my drink all over me when the flight got all goddamn gummy bears.
Holy shit that flight was gummy bears. I thought we were gonna die!
by bizzaro14 June 28, 2010
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gummy bear

Receiving fellatio from an elderly woman with no teeth.
Todd got a job at the nursing home so he could get a few gummy bears from the residents.
by ToddGeoff May 21, 2008
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Gummy Bear

A slang term for when you're earning your red wings, and you come across a big juicy blood clot.
Mmmmm, this pussy is so good. The cinnamon copper flavored gummy bears are so deliciously chewy.
by Princess Amira July 02, 2015
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Gummy Bears

The act of an old person taking out his/her dentures, and chewing on someone's arm and/or hand, the gums giving a squishy feeling on the victim' arm or hand is what gives it the name "gummy bears".
Jimmy: Dude, you look like you've been traumatized. What happened to you?
Erik: My grandfather gave me gummy bears when I told him that I didn't want him to keep buying me books and prune juice as christmas presents.
by I Hate Making Pseudonyms May 28, 2012
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gummy bear

a girl with big boobs and big butt and is slightly overweight but makes it look cute and is quite short, the usual cut off is 5ft 2 but some will consider someone below 5ft 4 a gummy bear as well.
aww ur girlfriend is such a gummy bear!
shes so short but damn those tits are big

yeah isnt she a cutie and i know right im so lucky
by thefailwhale June 17, 2010
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Gummie bear

A large thick hairy man over the age of 60 years. Who is apart of the gay community
Ooo look at that hunk of a gummie bear over there
by Hairy sausages December 24, 2017
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