mummified

When a skank sucks every single ounce of bodily fluid from your existence. She sucks the soul from your being, even. You are then mummified.

Dude, Selina sucked my dick so well. I was mummified.

by RDJoe June 16, 2016

gunnified

The process or affect that living in Gunnison, Colorado has on your standards of attractiveness for the opposite sex.

she is a 10 in Gunnison, but an 8 everywhere else. Your standards have been gunnified.

by asdhiruweqahnjsd May 1, 2007

mummified dweebo

One who does not like people talking during a movie

"Quiet Down in Front!"
"Hey, stop being a mummified dweebo!!!'

by t3h tr0n March 17, 2008

gramified

to be rejected or beat by the oppisite sex

"dude me and Jenni broke up"
"no you got gramified"

by don orgy April 7, 2008

Gummicidal

One who enjoys the decapitation of gummibears, and general torture and death of gummibears with one's own teeth.

Frank decided against M&M's at the theater to partake in the destroying of these gummi creatures called gummibears. Authorities apprehended Frank, and labeled him a gummicidal maniac, he was convicted and sentenced to eat gummiworms for the rest of his days.

by Darksocks October 6, 2010

Guccified

When you're so sure that you're set, there's no way things can go wrong.

The Rockets are so guccified! They're up by 20 with 5 minutes left on the clock.

Ben: "hey Sam, you got the weed yet?"
Sam:"Yea bro it's all here! We're guccified."

by Loadedice June 25, 2018

Xummified

Xummified another word to describe how cool you are.

Bro I’m Xummified are you Xummified. Dude he’s not Xummified he can’t hang .

by Thykriss April 21, 2022