Guilty Text

The guilty text is when a boy or a girl stares/flirts/fantasizes about the person/stranger near or next to them and feels guilty for not being loyal to their signficant other and immediately has to text them out of guilt. The text usually includes (but is not limited to) "I love you" or "I'm thinking about you".

In some instances of extreme guilt, the person texting will shout to the people in close proximity to them that they are messaging their significant other.

The guilty text is a coined term because every action has a reaction.

Example:

Two people sitting on the bus, a girl and a boy. The boy glances at the girl's low cut top and upon turning away slowly sits a few minutes in silence. After sitting in silence, and a few glance backs to the girl, he whips out his phone and starts to guilty text.

Boy mumbles to himself: I wonder what my GIRLFRIEND is up to.

by Coopers November 3, 2009

Gullywasher

Chiefly Southern term for a heavy rainstorm.

They say the rain's movin' in, from the looks of it I'd say it's gonna be a real gullywasher

by Hooter Stumpfuck II February 4, 2007

Gusty Nacho

Really annoying person that never pays attention to anything;so annoying you want to kill them

We were playing UNO when willhem was not paying attention,what a gusty nacho.

by Jonn:p July 1, 2011

not guilty, yes, okay thank you, yes, I do, yes

The spare ten words uttered by a cornered and apparently overwhelmed ex-president on the day of his arraignment in New York City on April 4, 2023.

Now in a mode of self-protection, all DJT said was, “not guilty, yes, okay thank you, yes, I do, yes,” and then the handful of weary yet diehard, red-capped supporters went home and wondered who and what they were supporting that day.

by Dr Bunnygirl April 6, 2023

guilty by ASSociation

It's when you are a public bathroom and the person who was in there before you left a stink in the air and now people entering the bathroom look at you as if you are the one that left the foul stench.

Man, I just walked out of the bathroom after John left and now everyone is looking at me as if I dropped the ass bomb, I'm just guilty by ASSociation

by willyd1968 February 5, 2013

guilty

See OJ Simpson

The man was obviously guilty.

by Lance Ito April 17, 2004

Guilty Bronco

While your partner is riding in reverse cowgirl position, the partner being ridden surreptitiously sneaks their thumb into the riding partners butt. When they turn around in surprise, the partner being ridden puts his hands up and says "Guilty!"

Susan, "Did you just stick your thumb in my ass?!!!"
Josh, "Guilty!"

Later...Josh to his friends," I actually did it, I gave Susan the Guilty Bronco!"

by GuiltyBronco June 26, 2012