Funk-Guitarin'

The obvious noise of someone nearby watching cheesey TV porn

"Oy Sam, I think Dave's Funk Guitarin' downstairs!"

by TMB June 17, 2003

Guitaro Stryngs

Stage name of Norwegian Hard Rock band "Sigur Ros Must Die!" front man, Ken Jhashwinn. He started playing music at age 8 when he found a mexican classical guitar washed up on the shore of his summer home's beach in Denmark. After the tragic death of his miniature horse Klip Klop, Jhashwinn began to mourn by playing solemn songs of heartbreak. As Klip Klop followed a sedan playing a Sigur Ros song off of a nearby cliff, Jhashwinn's song writing turned from mourning to hate for the band. At the age of 19, he met his bandmates, bassist Bjorn Loowel, and drummer Jorgen Von Strogen, both of whom also had scorn for Sigur Ros, and formed the aformentioned band. Ironically, Jhashwinn's father, Yohan, loved Sigur Ros, so as not to disappoint his father, Ken Jhashwinn began to perform under the name, Guitaro Stryngs, as it was the inscribing he discovered on the inside of the mexican classical guitar after he smashed it when he first heard of Klip Klop's fatal descent down the side of a fjord.

Ladies and gentlemen, put your Sigur Ros hating hands together for...GUITARO STRYNGS!!!

by Quincy London June 10, 2007

Guitareoke

When one brings an acoustic guitar into a karaoke bar.

Hey, what song is Jimmy gonna sing tonight?

Well he brought his guitar, so I think we might hear a guitareoke version of 'Hey Soul Sister' again.

by zjanderson June 24, 2010

Guitarzan

Definition: A person who excels at playing the guitar.

Background: My name in CS motherfucker!

Wow, look at that l337 ass motherfucker, he's fucking guitarzan!

by Guitarzan February 2, 2005

Guitaring

The act of playing a guitar. Usually used as shorthand slang for 'playing a guitar'

1: Hey man, what are you doing?
2: I'm busy guitaring, call me back later.

I've been guitaring alot lately

by Kikral August 12, 2008

guitardo

A retarded guido. Commonly used to refer to cast members of the MTV show Jersey Shore.

Masculine: guitardo(s). Feminine: guitardette(s).

Human Being: Hey, what are you doing today?

Guido: G.T.L. baby. Gym, tanning, laundry. You gotta do the guido handbook.

Human Being: Wow! You f*#%ing guitardo! No! Bad guitardo!

by Ricardo Pellitardo August 6, 2011

guitarmandan

An awesome player at blizzard games. He pwns all n00bs,especially the ultimate n00bie of all n00bs codys26.
He plays guitar and is in the kick ass band posthypnotic.

Guy 1: Dude do you know that awesome guitarmandan dude?
Guy 2: Hell ya he pwns codys26
Guy 1: Hell admit it though, even a retard could own codys26.
Guy 2: True but he does kick ass anyway.

by guitarmandan April 1, 2005