guinea pig

animals that are fat, sweet, and soooo cute!!!!
by chicka3242 September 03, 2011
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A guinea pig is a cute animal suitable for a family with young children. They make some sweet sounds and love cuddle - they eat loads and love grass!!
Guinea pigs are suitable for families with children.
by Fizzizz January 12, 2017
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a fat roden, that looks a bunny without the long ears. they make anoying squeek noises. they are drains for your money, the eat,they shit all over the place and kick there droppings,food and beldding out of there cages which wind up all over the place. they leave a big mess and require more attention then a dog and/or cat, and they eat more then a dog and cat put together.
if your thinking about geting a guinea pig as a pet because you think they might be more economical, think again, your better off geting a dog or cat
by baka kuso yaro April 04, 2011
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verb. To test something out without examining it or having any existing knowledge of what you are doing; Trying something new without having any experience from before

noun. The person that tests something out first because other people are scared; Similar to a crash test dummy

Usually used in bmx biking culture
"Dude, last night I was at the skatepark and guinea pigged their new quarter pipe!"

"I'm not even gonna look at the landing, I'll just guinea pig it."

"Hey wanna see that new pirate movie that I don't know anytying about?"
"Yeah, but I haven't heard anything about it either so let's guinea pig it."

"I was biking with some buds yesterday who build a new jump at their trail and they made me guinea pig it."
by Connor S. January 21, 2008
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Guinea pig

A animal that squeaks and is totally ADORABLE
Person: I want a pet
Guinea pig: "Squeaks"
Person: I'M IN LOVE
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An ADORABLE mammal, looks like a potato loves to eatttttttt! Also looks like a potato chip
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The most powerful entity in all of existence. Seriously. If you see one, it is too late. The guinea horde will rip all your delicate skin and flesh until you are nothing but dust. If you want to make it out alive, you won't. You must accept your fate as guinea pig chow.
A GUINEA PIG!!!! RUN!!!!!
by Jeus the basketball master April 24, 2021
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