Guilford

Guilford, Connecticut is a small, preppy, and very affluent town on the Connecticut shoreline. Guilford is 99.99% caucasian and .01 other. Most females from Guilford have blonde hair, wear polo, and drive daddy's mercedes while most males walk around, pretending to be tough, in their lacrosse pennies.

OH, you're from Guilford? Is daddy's Lexus parked outside?

by GCG09392847298 July 14, 2009

Guildford Park Secondary

A public high school in Surrey, British Columbia. Has various programs and clubs. Most known for the Growing Together program, which is to help teen mothers throughout their education. GP, which stands for "Guilford Park" is also known to stand for "Get Pregnant." GP is also mostly filled with Asian students.

Boy from different school: " Hey did you see that gr 9 from Guildford Park Secondary?"

Girl from different school: " Yeah, she looks pregnant! No wonder she's from GP."

by KING OF CAPS July 10, 2011

Guildfording

Unintentionally setting a release date for a game or piece of entertainment and then not being able to deliver on that date.

Common in developers in Guildford, England

Person 1: Hello games said No Mans Sky will come out in June!
Person 2: Nah they're just guildfording

Person 1: Hey Media Molecule said Dreams Beta will be 2016!
Person 2: Beta 2016? Nope thats just more guildfording.

by mabo521 May 21, 2017

guildcraft

A dying minecraft server

Guildcraft is a cracked minecraft server

by Nxooda June 13, 2017

Guildford Grammar School

Guildford Grammar School, run

no, stop, run its guildford grammar school

by NICE LICE July 11, 2021

Guilford

Guilford sucks, at everything- sports, school, it's just an all around terrible town, everyone who lives there are just snobby posers. They think their cool but they have no lives. (They like to hang at the library) Yea, well you people in guilford wont go far in life at all believe me. BYE!

guilford sucks balls deffinitly

by barb e. doll September 25, 2005

guildford cruise

A RACING EVENT (kind of informal), yet organised, held in Guildford by Halfords in Ladymead area. Flipping amazing stuff goin on down there, and around 200 modded cars, officially it is the first sunday of every month, but there's always gavvers there (coppers) and the aint puttin' up with no lusho Stoughton boy racer shit. Satrts at 8pm, goes on till around 10pm ish.

If you go down to the Guildford cruise today, you're sure of a big surprise.....
There's some nice modded cars there, and plenty of weed.

by sean PF October 3, 2006