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Guesterbate

The act of masturbating while staying as a guest in someone else's home. Particularly entertaining if it is in the home of someone you do not like.
Harper: "Hey Chuck, I'm going home tomorrow, so you can have the room to yourself."
Chuck: "Thanks man, but I don't need it."
Harper: "You sure? I've been around all week."
Chuck: "I'm good bro, I guesterbated in JJ's room last night while he was asleep."
Harper: "Awww man that's dirty, wish I woulda thought to do that."
by Chuck Briarton February 4, 2010
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Gunstar Heroes

One of the best platform/shooting games ever released on the SEGA Genesis by Treasure(tm). Even though it was made in 1993, the game is still a blast to play, literally.
The game was later surpassed by a kickass platform-shooter called Alien Soldier in 1995, which was also made by Treasure(tm).
Holy shit! Gunstar Heroes actually has tons of boss battles and 3D effects which really pushed the Genesis to its hardware limits.
by Treasure fan October 6, 2003
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Have you invited the sex guests?
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Guest Room Moment

When one of your partially romantic affiliations decides to stay over and you don't know whether it would be more or less awkward to offer them the guest room.
K: We should probably go to bed now
M: (internal narrator: do i offer him the guest room? this SUCH a guest room moment!) My bed's this way...

(retelling the story to a friend later)
N: How was having K stay over?
M: Mate i should've known there would be a guest room moment.
by meli&nadz November 29, 2011
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Guest Bong

A bong placed at a relative or friend's house, so you can get high and be able to deal with their boring conversations and/or annoying children.
by GuyWhoDefinesThings December 23, 2011
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guestimation

A guestimation is an entirely useless term that resides between guess and estimation.
Know>estimate>guess>unknown
Dude 1: My guestimation is about $1,500 for that car.
Dude 2: ?
by Transpolar Drift Stream July 20, 2011
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