by Chikeneater7298 November 15, 2024

n. Repeated exhausting sexual acts involving a Mayan or, in a pinch, any Central American.
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Okay team. Any of you men with some strength left after another ten sprints are going to give me five guat-thrusts if you want to make the Canadian Junior hockey team.
You don't look Mayan.
Quiet Fleury.
You don't look Mayan.
Quiet Fleury.
by gnostic3 July 5, 2023

A replacment word that is parent approved to say What the fuck when it says freakness it is like chatness
Sephora : Did you hear abt Jose getting suspened becuase of the fight??
Whitney : NO!! DID SHE WIN ATLEAST??!!
Sephora : NO!!!
Whitney : GUAT THE FREAKNESS
Mom : WHA DID U SAYYYY
Whitney : Guat the freakness?
Mom : Oh alr
Whitney : NO!! DID SHE WIN ATLEAST??!!
Sephora : NO!!!
Whitney : GUAT THE FREAKNESS
Mom : WHA DID U SAYYYY
Whitney : Guat the freakness?
Mom : Oh alr
by (.)(.) THERE EYES November 2, 2023

Guatting - {Gwa-ti-ng} (Verb)
Relaxing, stationary, smug often while strumming on a cheap guitar.
Typically used to describe a worldly individual whom has recently returned from travels in Guatemala
See also: Guattemulling {Gwa-te-mul-ng}
The weary traveler, after some time spent 'guatting' can often be found guattemulling around, often strumming his/her cheap guitar.
Relaxing, stationary, smug often while strumming on a cheap guitar.
Typically used to describe a worldly individual whom has recently returned from travels in Guatemala
See also: Guattemulling {Gwa-te-mul-ng}
The weary traveler, after some time spent 'guatting' can often be found guattemulling around, often strumming his/her cheap guitar.
by Dpulsifer February 26, 2013

by Chikeneater729 November 11, 2024

by Chikeneater729 November 11, 2024

What was initially conceived as a simple communication containing the misspelling of the expression "gyatt" - a slang term that denotes a strong emotional reaction to the sight of a voluptuous person, especially one with a large posterior, - inadvertently sparked a radical transformation of the socio-political order of our contemporary human society, necessitating a complete reconstruction of the fundamental principles and values that govern our existence, after an extensive process of natural selection and adaptation that spanned over millions of years of evolutionary history.
d: Guat
m: what?
d: gyatt* my autocorrect
m: jesus came and filled me up with pure holy white happiness, as he and god are figures of true lights, according to alcohol anonymous.
m: what?
d: gyatt* my autocorrect
m: jesus came and filled me up with pure holy white happiness, as he and god are figures of true lights, according to alcohol anonymous.
by poorassjack December 15, 2023
