Instant Gradification

A recent graduate who expects a top level position in a company upon hiring.

Armed with her degree and suffering from instant gradification, she emailed in her resume and awaited the job as VP of the company.

by Jacqski August 12, 2012

Unsexual gratification

Unsexual gratification- When a one night stand can turn from ecstasy into 18 years of pain because of paying child support, from a chick you didn't know had mental issues.

Man #1: Yeah brother I feel your pain, because that's the worst case of Unsexual gratification I've ever HEARD!
Man#2: 18 years of pain for 5 minutes of ECSTASY with that crazy woman!

by 1maddd2mackxxx August 30, 2016

gavification

A Facebook notification of the worst kind - One from Gav. If you receive a gavification, you should probably ignore it.

Gav commented on your status. - IGNORE THIS GAVIFICATION AT ALL COSTS.

by Smemma January 19, 2011

Masterual Gratification

To do something constructive while getting charisma through masterbation from someone or something else.

Person A: So you get Masterual Gratification, doing push ups while fucking a glory hole you made in the floor?

Person B: Yes, and it feels good in both my arms and my penis.

by xFISHx October 24, 2007

Gamification

The process of turning the world as it is experienced into a computer game.

"Work doesn't feel like work anymore Harry. It feels like they've got me jumping through hoops with these bonus points games the new line manager has introduced. But games are games right?. Bring it on!"

"Gamification is the word you're looking for Norris my dear lad"

by Benncm June 21, 2011

Anal gratification

Letting your mind be set free and enjoying an anal orgasm.

Cuming from anal intercourse...
She received anal gratification last night and never came so hard in her life...

by biggest creep ever December 3, 2013

Self gratification

What alot of you little women hating, homophobic, backstabbing, lolly pop licking bedwetters are really doing on this web site. Try to remember that this is really just entertainment mixed with a tiny bit of insight and education. Its not as much fun when you use it to bash ex's or spew your racial epitaphs. Get over yoursef already. She was no good for man!

My girlfriend,________ just broke up with me because she's a stupid wh*re!!! (sniffle) Or maybe it's because you had too many cats and too many posters of Star Trek on the walls?

by Cornfucker January 25, 2004