by eefleef October 11, 2020
Get the the gongoozler mug.共匪, literally "communist bandit" in Chinese. A pejorative yet accurate term for the Chinese Communist Party (CCP) which discarded Sun Yat-sen's ideals of a strong yet benevolent, democratic, free China. Also applies to CCP apologists
Chris: Tiananmen 1989 was a secret CIA operation and the protestors DESERVED that! Look at how lovely these Uyghur re-education camps are, now the women are no longer baby-making machines! Fuck the West even tho I live in Amerikkka with no plans to ever live on mainland China! Long live Karl Marx, hero of Chinese people!
Henry: Okay gongfei. As a Chinese I can only proudly support the one and only real China that is Republic of China! Long live Sun Yat-sen's 3 Principles of the People for a China that is "of the people, by the people, for the people" where "people are the emperor"! Expel Marx-Lenin, revive China! 🇹🇼
Henry: Okay gongfei. As a Chinese I can only proudly support the one and only real China that is Republic of China! Long live Sun Yat-sen's 3 Principles of the People for a China that is "of the people, by the people, for the people" where "people are the emperor"! Expel Marx-Lenin, revive China! 🇹🇼
by 君子FromNowhere March 22, 2021
Get the gongfei mug.The Gongoozler is a nocturnal cryptid know to dwell in Mark Fischback’s swimming pool. It plays with its prey before pulling it under the water and devouring it. The most documented instance of the Gongoozler is in the footage captured by Unus Annus, shown in the video, “Mark Conquers His Fear of Night Swimming”. The footage will eventually be lost forever.
The Gongoozler will swim up to you.. take you by the toes, and bring you down, down, down.. into the frothy depths.
by heeeeehhh October 11, 2020
Get the Gongoozler mug.Pre or post sex act where you stick your half-erect cock in a mayo jar and slap it in a woman's ear while singing "The Final Countdown." Typically reserved for counting down the final 10 seconds on New Year's eve, but it can be used to count down other special occasions.
"What did you do for New Year's Eve?"
"Me and the old lady brought in the New Year with Reverse Cowgirl, followed by the ol' New Year's Gong, in-time with Dick Clark's countdown."
"I used Olive Oil mayo on my last New Year's Gong, and now my girlfriend's ear smells like an Italian rubbed his nutsack on her face."
"Me and the old lady brought in the New Year with Reverse Cowgirl, followed by the ol' New Year's Gong, in-time with Dick Clark's countdown."
"I used Olive Oil mayo on my last New Year's Gong, and now my girlfriend's ear smells like an Italian rubbed his nutsack on her face."
by Donkey Punching Queen February 18, 2012
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A person of limited intelligence, with poor judgment, and who is oblivious to their surroundings and inconsiderate.
Synonyms: Dummy, Numpty, Wanker, Imbecile.
A person of limited intelligence, with poor judgment, and who is oblivious to their surroundings and inconsiderate.
Synonyms: Dummy, Numpty, Wanker, Imbecile.
“Did you hear that guy talking shit at lunch? What a Gong Bag!” or “Hey, taste the biscuit, Gong Bag! (I.E. Get Fucked, Asshole)”
by Toxicwolf January 12, 2023
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Get the Gong Dong mug.Tuff Gong is a record label that was formed by the reggae group The Wailers in 1970 and named after Bob Marley's nickname. - From Wikipedia
Marley earned the title Tuff Gong for his fierceness as a streetfighter. 'Gong' was also the nickname of the early Rastafarian leader Leonard Howell. The nickname's significance was further reinforced by the fact that in some Rasta settlements it is customary for a convert to strike a gong hanging at the entranceway to announce his first step into the fold. - From "Catch a Fire"
Marley earned the title Tuff Gong for his fierceness as a streetfighter. 'Gong' was also the nickname of the early Rastafarian leader Leonard Howell. The nickname's significance was further reinforced by the fact that in some Rasta settlements it is customary for a convert to strike a gong hanging at the entranceway to announce his first step into the fold. - From "Catch a Fire"
by DaneNakafari4444 May 24, 2007
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