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gruffle monkey

Someone who is all hot and aggrevated or moody. Someone all in a huff. Usually aimed at spoilt children who cant get what they want or women on their period.
Woman: bla bla bla nag nag whinge whine your not going to the pub
Man: Stop being such a gruffle monkey and put my dinner on for 10pm.

or

Man: Lets have sex darling
Woman: I cant im on my period whinge whinge nag nag
Man: Stop being such a gruffle monkey and take it like a man.
by Moon Meeko June 12, 2007
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gruffle

the hair that grows on the lower part of your back, and is a proof of masculinity
man my gruffle hair's finally coming through!
by cw113 September 12, 2008
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gruffles

The little growls and guttural barking noises made by your dog when he hears a sound outside.
It's raining outside, so my dog has been making little gruffles all day!
by LCariad December 8, 2016
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gruffly

She stared in the void gruffly.
by Levernis November 14, 2019
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Muffle Gruffle

A phrase used to express feelings of contentness, frustration, and many other emotions.
While laying on the sofa with your loved one and enjoying a cozy day in, one might sigh and say "Muffle Gruffle," as they snuggle in.

Boss: Hey Johnson, your quarterly report is due at noon.

Johnson: (under his breathe) Muffle Gruffle...son of a...
by Moose Wrassler April 3, 2009
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