Gruffalo

Hairy faced beast typically known to send nudes to unsuspecting young girls, he uses his immensely large penis to attract both male and females through popular social media sites through "stories" and other methods, Gruffalo's are rare however one male in every friendship group is said to have one. There is major speculation that there is only one true Gruffalo amongst the men of this planet.

Chrissy: I received a very strange snapchat the other night, i think the guy was a Gruffalo as his penis was very large and intimidating, but surely there is only one Gruffalo....have i found him?

Billy: Slow the boat, thats a big cock, leave me be im only eleven! I think i just saw a Gruffalo

Jamie: i look into the mirror each night and wonder, why has God given me the gift of such a large wang, am i the Gruffalo....?

by The-Sentinel June 14, 2017

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An ape-like, hairy creature, similar in form to an ape. Thousands of years of inbreeding have rendered the Garufballs immune to evolution.

Once thought to be a hunchback, it is now understood that the Garufballs are actually impregnated in the anal passage, meaning the womb is on their back.

Gosh, that Garufball is hairy!

by somerandom August 26, 2003

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Grifball

The best fuckin way to get xp in halo 3 on double xp weekend. Get someone who doesnt mind quitting and have him sign in 3 guest controllers as well. Then get 3 others who want xp. Now have the guy with 4 controllers quit so u win every time and join back up. Estimated 100 xp in 30 minutes.

MAKE SURE THAT EVERYONE'S STATUS IS SET TO OFFLINE then you wont get banned.

Me. I have 8000 xp (5 star general) from boosting in grifball and ive never been banned.

by Qua5aRR June 7, 2009

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