by amy in stars December 9, 2003
Get the Grubbert mug.An individual with a mixed sense of self importance and/or a deeply shallow social life who harms others by wasting their time on Facebook with worthless, cute, wasteful, or cheesy copy-and-pasted motivational posts (that they don’t even adhere to).
The Grubberface craves the positive attention they believe they are getting, which inflates self-worth. However, in reality, the majority who see and read a Grubberface's posts in fact actually hold the Grubberface in much lower regard - at times, feeling purely sorry for them - because the Grubberface’s grubs are actually making it increasingly difficult for them to be datable, hirable, or even likeable.
Most likely, a Grubberface is someone who is already recognized by friends outside of Facebook as someone having social difficulties, not dated nor had sex in several years, and has gained at least 20 pounds in the last year. Thus, the Facebook friends enable the Grubberface’s behavior by not confronting them on their online habits. The kindest intervention is scissors to the keyboard cord, battery removal from the mouse, and “misplacing” their mobile device.
The Grubberface craves the positive attention they believe they are getting, which inflates self-worth. However, in reality, the majority who see and read a Grubberface's posts in fact actually hold the Grubberface in much lower regard - at times, feeling purely sorry for them - because the Grubberface’s grubs are actually making it increasingly difficult for them to be datable, hirable, or even likeable.
Most likely, a Grubberface is someone who is already recognized by friends outside of Facebook as someone having social difficulties, not dated nor had sex in several years, and has gained at least 20 pounds in the last year. Thus, the Facebook friends enable the Grubberface’s behavior by not confronting them on their online habits. The kindest intervention is scissors to the keyboard cord, battery removal from the mouse, and “misplacing” their mobile device.
My friend Carli just posted this on Facebook: "In the mood for Swedish Fish." What a Grubberface. No one, anywhere, on Planet Earth cares.
John is a Grubberface. He just posted: "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade..."
“About to eat a burger.”
“Boy, vacuuming sucks”.
John is a Grubberface. He just posted: "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade..."
“About to eat a burger.”
“Boy, vacuuming sucks”.
by UrbRC October 8, 2010
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A sexual panther. A man who is well endowed, and knows how to use what he has. He gets the ladies. Other men envy him.
Did you see it? That dude is a total Gruber!
Man, that kid was playing the ladies like a total Gruber.
Man, that kid was playing the ladies like a total Gruber.
by I get the ladies January 19, 2010
Get the Gruber mug.A lot of Americans are money grubbers.
"I changed departments when I found out my fellow business majors were all soulless, money grubbing parasites." -overheard at school
"I changed departments when I found out my fellow business majors were all soulless, money grubbing parasites." -overheard at school
by Alison324432 July 4, 2009
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class:"gosh billy don't be such a grade grubber!"
class:"gosh billy don't be such a grade grubber!"
by meganiss November 6, 2009
Get the grade grubber mug.Noun. A man who seems to think that health is supposed to be a real class, who thinks he is the hottest shit in the world, and who thinks he is liked by people
Also... Verb. To be put into health class.
(to be grubered)
Also... Verb. To be put into health class.
(to be grubered)
Mike: What do you have next period
Tim: I've got Mr. Gruber, damn it.
Mike: Hahahaha. You got Grubered
Tim: I've got Mr. Gruber, damn it.
Mike: Hahahaha. You got Grubered
by Bingo Bango Champ October 4, 2010
Get the mr. gruber mug.When someone lies to you and gets away with it, especially if they brag about it to someone after. The act of being grubered is grubering when someone is in the act of trying to pull one over on you.
Greg was grubered by John when he bought his neighbors lawn mower, then found out how poorly the mower ran. Later, John was bragging to Nancy about how he had grubered Greg. When speaking to a friend about a transaction you think they were ripped off on. Aw man, you've been grubered!
by quickslvr November 14, 2014
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