A man who has sexual relations with a carrot.
Grubes usually take out their anger on carrots in a violent sexual manner which usually results in the fracture or splintering of the penis. Some choose to use apparatus such as handcuffs, whips or illicit items to please their subject (the carrot).
Grubes usually take out their anger on carrots in a violent sexual manner which usually results in the fracture or splintering of the penis. Some choose to use apparatus such as handcuffs, whips or illicit items to please their subject (the carrot).
Dad: Aye yo manna just cop some groceries real quick.
Son: I do believe you are in fact a grube.
Dad: you fuckin batty man I told you to fuck off back to your shite hole mum and tell her to milk the otter.
Son: I do believe you are in fact a grube.
Dad: you fuckin batty man I told you to fuck off back to your shite hole mum and tell her to milk the otter.
by R Savs January 25, 2020
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Damn did you hear about Baker getting assigned as the OCS commander? Holy shit. He got straight up Grube-d on that one!
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EXAMPLES
1). I was boning her, right, And she just Keeps Grubely talking all about her day....
2). I LOVE THE SNOW:) YOU CAN DO SO MUCH IN THE SNOW!!! ITS SNOWING OUT:) :) (: ( : :D : D
3). I CANT STOP SMILE ING:)))))))))) :D hahahahahahahah hehehehehehehehehehehehehehe!!!!
4). Bad boys bad boys what you going to do, what you going to do when they come for you..bad boys bad boys what you going to do when they come for YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.
1). I was boning her, right, And she just Keeps Grubely talking all about her day....
2). I LOVE THE SNOW:) YOU CAN DO SO MUCH IN THE SNOW!!! ITS SNOWING OUT:) :) (: ( : :D : D
3). I CANT STOP SMILE ING:)))))))))) :D hahahahahahahah hehehehehehehehehehehehehehe!!!!
4). Bad boys bad boys what you going to do, what you going to do when they come for you..bad boys bad boys what you going to do when they come for YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.
by \nDENA<3LEE:) January 10, 2011
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Matt: You've only had one drink, your totally grubbed.
Kiernan: Nah it's all good.
Matt: What a fuckboy.
Matt: You've only had one drink, your totally grubbed.
Kiernan: Nah it's all good.
Matt: What a fuckboy.
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