gopher

n. A low-ranking employee who is made to do the bidding of their superiors. So-called because they are often running around doing various small tasks.

I have no job security. I'm just a gopher!

by keyshaw April 13, 2005

Graphics whore

Basically someone who likes the video game for the graphics, not the gameplay. Usually refuses to play older games on any console besides Newer-generation consoles.

Johnny: Hey, George, do you wanna play some Grand Theft Auto: Vice city?

George: No way! Those graphics suck ass, Grand theft auto 4's are better!

Johnny: Yeah but, Vice city kicks 4's ass.

George: YES BUT THE GRAPHICS ARE BETTER

Johnny: ...Graphics whore...

George: AAAREGRK135KHJKJH4JKJFHEKRHRK!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Cameron The Spameron December 22, 2009

band geek graphitti

graphitti written by band geeks.

Examples: Chopin rules, 2nd Tenor Saxophone was here, Suck on this Minuet in D

by BAND GEEKS WILL RULE THE WORLD!!! March 16, 2004

geophagia

When you're addicted to eating anything earth made, such as: soil, or clay. Or when you crave for anything earth made.
It can also be when you enjoy/crave eating chalky things.

Peter: I really enjoy eating clay, and I crave soil sometimes.
Sandra: Man, I think you might have geophagia!

by ThatGreatGenius! January 2, 2022

Sneaky Gopher

When you are with a girl and she doesn't know what holes you are going to go into.

I brought that girl from UND back to her dorm and pulled the Sneaky Gopher on her.

by BoozerUofM January 30, 2010

basement graphics

Used to describe horrible videogame graphics made by someone living in their basement and developing the game by themself.

Person 1: That new indie game has such basement graphics.
Person 2: Yes, I heard he made it by himself in his basement.

by KeeperofMee September 27, 2014

Geophysicist

Part programmer, part physicist, part mathematician, part geologist. This jack of all trades is basically a doctor of the Earth. Geophysicists are also considered to be extremely sexy as they make large sums of money.

I met him at a party and thought he was a nerd. I later discovered he was a geophysicist. What a stud!

by itakebigschists February 4, 2014