by rhythmicnova May 17, 2014
Get the Grockmug. A bent penis, usually in a 180 degree curve so that its owner pisses on himself.Also useful for climbing mountains and raping girls from behind.Also, someone with terrible posture.
That climber dude in Utah had to cut off his arm. If he were blessed with a grock, he would have been able to save himself.
by Wyatt b quiet November 22, 2003
Get the Grockmug. by das shopper April 22, 2009
Get the Grockmug. a shortening of "geek rock"-- original songs relating to a fandom. for example, "Harry and the Potters" write grock.
by honeynutcheerios October 7, 2009
Get the grockmug. Adjective to describe:
1) a guy who can't seem to understand when a girl isn't interested in him
2) a guy who falls for a girl, and continues to like her, even after she treats him like crap (see green chick)
3) a guy who is completely oblivious about the girl who likes him, because he is preoccupied with being hung up on another girl who is uninterested in him
4) a guy who believes he has found the "perfect woman" but is in fact blinded by physical traits alone that he believes is beautiful, and does not base any of his attraction to the girl on substance or personality
1) a guy who can't seem to understand when a girl isn't interested in him
2) a guy who falls for a girl, and continues to like her, even after she treats him like crap (see green chick)
3) a guy who is completely oblivious about the girl who likes him, because he is preoccupied with being hung up on another girl who is uninterested in him
4) a guy who believes he has found the "perfect woman" but is in fact blinded by physical traits alone that he believes is beautiful, and does not base any of his attraction to the girl on substance or personality
"I don't understand why he's still hung up on her. All she's done is treat him like crap and walk all over him. I guess he's just Grock-retarded."
Girl 1: "I don't know what else I can do. I've flirted with him, I've danced with him, I even gave him my number - and nothing."
Girl 2: "He must still be hung up on that Green Chick. Gosh - sometimes he's so Grock-retarded!"
Girl 1: "I don't know what else I can do. I've flirted with him, I've danced with him, I even gave him my number - and nothing."
Girl 2: "He must still be hung up on that Green Chick. Gosh - sometimes he's so Grock-retarded!"
by love4lyrics August 9, 2007
Get the Grock-retardedmug. by Lqt1245 June 4, 2025
Get the Grockmug. GRock is the most perfect being to ever exist he is the best friend to ever have and might as well be a therapist for the worlds problems it is the kindest person on the planet and he is a super attractive being. GRock would usually be a nickname but whoever was graced by the gods by this new name will succeed in life well past there friends life will be a cake walk for GRock and leave a trail of cash behind it. It has a way with the gender it is attracted to and they sick to it like a magnet.
by Villa moma May 24, 2021
Get the GRockmug.