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Gronkers

Going "Gronkers" is exactly the same as going bonkers about something, but going "gronkers" is an act reserved only for reactions to a terrific play by New England Patriots Tight End Rob Gronkowski.
"After Rob Gronkowski caught the game-winning touchdown the crowd went Gronkers!"
by r1y1a3n8 November 26, 2013
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grokerz

Zack was being a total grokerz today.
by Jesus in a Bucket October 16, 2009
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groaner

a big fat joint rolled with mad shwag (e.g. Mexican weed or generic shake). when someone smokes such a joint, they become "mad green".
Yo pass that groaner, G. I need to puff it.
by Chet III December 25, 2007
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Groaner

A state of extreme excitement which occurs when a female encounters a nonsexual object that she feels an uncontrollable urge to acquire.

This occurance is similar to the experiences of many teenage boys who are completely out of control of their pup tents.

Groaner originates from a combination of the words "girl" and "boner."

Related synonym: Shopgasm
Chelsea: OMG! Those shoes are the shiz!

Rhonda: I don't know, they're okay.

Chelsea: Are you kidding? They're the most perfect pair of shoes ever! I totally got a groaner.
by A Blasy June 14, 2008
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groker

noun.

1. A social gathering to watch porn.

Background info: Invented by two guys who were really bored one day and their minds went off into random topics. The topic of porn watching came up and thus we wished to find one word to describe this event. We came up with "groker," a fusion of the screennames held by the two gentlemen: "green" and "joker."
Hey let's go to the groker later tonight, all the guys and girls are going to be there and it's going to be a lot of fun.
by joker September 18, 2003
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Groater

Groater
Noun
A: An abundant amount of penis cheese that is currently soaking in the cleave of the testes
B: Urine soaked discharge from either an STD or some pustules that have erupted near the scrotal sack, creating a fermented stew in sweat.
Sentence Usage: There was groater in my soup after I told off the waiter, I'm going to get sick.:
by Capt.Jap Aye January 8, 2014
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grokkery

You ever just feel grokkery
by anonymous April 23, 2021
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