gumpf

The random junk that accumilates in and around a home that has children living in it.

i.e To one or more children, 'I've just spent an hour clearing the living room of your gumpf'

by Sharon2205 September 22, 2007

gripfucking

When one vigorously goes at it with another in the bedroom. Very similar to on the nature shows when the lizards clasp each other with their paws and go at it like there’s no tomorrow.

“So get this, I was gripfucking this chick last night and my shit is so sore”

by MinkyManlyOk January 16, 2021

gimpfree

Without gimps. A good thing.

"Parties are much better when they're gimpfree"

by Dubya April 8, 2003

Gumpf

Extremely stupid person, complete idiocy, human that lacks the ability to use their mind. Also can be comparable to being as dumb as an ape.

Wow he's so gumpf he can't ever comprehend first grade material.

by hutzal September 19, 2016

Grumpf

The multi colored lint that appear from out of nowhere in you belly button

Gosh, I wonder what I wore that made red grumpf appear today.

by Sandei Kirshen October 28, 2003

grumpfl

The twice removed practice day prior to the practice event prior to a major regatta. Grumpfl was initiated by the little known Haitan America's Cup syndicate in their epic 1988 challangers bid for the cup which they lost in dramatic fashion when their composite yacht aptly named "Lashed Tires" was disqualified for not measuring in after a Goodyear Road Master tread failed.

Skeeter missed grumpfl and is on super restricted curfew for the Farr 40 pre worlds.

by Jimmy Five Note August 29, 2006

grapfuit

The act of being braless for long periods of time

Damn Lily's been grapfuit for 2 weeks!

by Tina's Margrets December 14, 2016