Glitter Chigger

A male who wears skinny jeans, cowboy boots, and drives around in a lifted vehicle. Often found in a nail salon or gym but never on a farm. Listens to country music and claims hes not a city boy, but has never gotten his boots dirty and screams at the sight of bugs. The male version of a mud cricket.

That ain't no cowboy! That's a dang Glitter Chigger!

by JENDUN May 20, 2017

Glitterrap

Millennials love to receive participation awards being handled with "kid gloves" and constant praise. Glitterrap does all three of those in one word, it is the equivalency of a verbal "Golf Clap" wrapped in bubble wrap with a sprinkle of glitter-like praise (they all love glitter).

We really need to sit down with Crystal and have a heart to heart about her lack of motivation, our strategy is to start with some glitterrap statements at the front end of the conversation as to ease the pain of a direct confrontation.

by Hixxz68 August 4, 2018

teasy ass gritties

A spin off of tig ol' bitties, and derived from greasy ass titties.
Describing the fat greasy man-boobs on an overweight fellow.

Jim: Damnnnn look at you fatty, you're massive! You got some teasy ass gritties, they're bigger than your mom's.

Bruce: Don't make fun of me... I have a glandular problem!

Jim: Then why are you holding a bucket of KFC?

by ZmanIsTheMan October 3, 2012

Gitte

Gitte is a name of a person who always make you smile. She is the definition of wonderfully and kindness.
Another important thing about her is that she LOVES christmas. Every christmas she can disclose at least one of your christmas gifts!

"What do you think you'll get for christmas kids?" - Gitte

"Mmm, maybe the hoodie I wanted?" - her oldest child

"Ooops heh" - Gitte

by Betty Oliver Thompson December 7, 2019

Glitter

The fucking worst invention on the face of the earth. Sticks to everything and should be used as a form of torture to clean up.

Did you hear that Craig had to clean up some glitter?
Holy shit I feel bad for him.

by Dave Miller October 15, 2020

Rannefeld Glitter Bomb

When someone comes on your face and throws glitter all over it before you can wipe it off.
AKA: Edwarded

What happened to you?
Asshole got me with a Rannefeld Glitter Bomb before I could get a towell.

by Zoey's Daddy March 7, 2011

bush-glitter

(N ) A pile of glitter pulled from inside your pants , typically to be thrown at someone.

Laughing, Emily pulled out a pile of bush-glitter and threw it in Cronis's face.

by StrongB November 18, 2020