montana stump grinder

A Montana stump grinder is a sexual act. It begins with a man and a woman, or a man and a man, and the giver takes rough grit sand paper, rolls it into a tube big enough for the receivers penis to fit through, and stimulates the penis with it, similar to a hand job.

"You would not believe how sore I am from the Montana stump grinder I got last night. It was the best I've ever had!"

"Ask your lover for a Montana stump grinder if you like to party."

by Blownchevy1996 January 28, 2017

Stump Grinder

The act of a stripper giving a lap dance to an amputee.

Did you see that war vet at the club last night getting a stump grinder from that stripper?

by Madball June 23, 2012

Stump Grinder

A Sexual act where while having vaginal intercourse you attempt to slip your scrotum (the stump) into the vagina with the shaft (Or trunk).

Guy 1 : Hey man, I was banging this chick last night for the first time and I was trying to put my balls in her vag. along with my dick.

Guy 2 :Your an idiot, You can't just pull a stump grinder on a girl, on the first date!

by WootALoot December 14, 2009

sausage grinder

A drunk chick with braces who does not suck as much as chew while performing fellatio

after about ten minutes that sausage grinder turned my junk into potted-meat

by Jannasauras Rex February 24, 2005

sausage grinder

Insult verbally directed to a male of questionable sexual orientation which addresses his affinity toward other male penis and having said penis in his anus.

"I wonder if that red-headed guy who wears an urban kilt is a Sausage Grinder?"

by VerboseVernon November 7, 2006

green shark grinder

The Green Shark Grinder is an herbgrinder with a dispenser. It is high quality and made in the USA by Cali-Tree. It is the original and only grinder that has a dispenser built into it. It has a huge chamber, a nice screen and accessories so that you can customize your grind.

"My Green Shark Grinder grinds, stores and dispenses my herbs!"

"The Green Shark Grinder is a beast! It hold's over an 8th in the chamber!"

"Grab that Green Shark and pour me another shot of that Silver Haze."

by Gfd January 27, 2014

Spring Hill Stump Grinder

Three men is a triangle position. Each rubbing penis "stump" in each others face.

Seth invited Tom and Del to a Spring Hill Stump Grinder party. The all looked like glazed donunts in the morning.

by Ollie&Sammy November 11, 2021