WEll it's Griffin not Griffon.
Stewart Gilligan Griffin is the football headed, 1 year old, youngest child of Lois and Peter Griffin on the tv show, Family Guy. He is easily the coolest one on the show simply because he is bent on world domination but is still overcome by the simple weeknesses of a 1 year old, such as a binky or the dreaded Teletubbies.
Stewart Gilligan Griffin is the football headed, 1 year old, youngest child of Lois and Peter Griffin on the tv show, Family Guy. He is easily the coolest one on the show simply because he is bent on world domination but is still overcome by the simple weeknesses of a 1 year old, such as a binky or the dreaded Teletubbies.
stewie's quotes:
Brian: say something please.
Stewie: oh for god sacks, hmmm let's see here... oh yes *clears throat*
yay, and God said to Abraham, "you must kill your eldest son Issac." and Abraham said, "i'm sorry i can't hear you, you'll have to speak into the microphone" and God said, "oh i'm sorry, is this better? Check Check Check, Jerry i think you'll have to take the high end out i'm still getting some his back here..."
Brian: SAY SOMETHING ABOUT MY MOTHER!
Stewie: oh yes, i'm sorry. I never knew bisscut as a dog, but i did know her has a table. She was sturdy, all for legs the same length..
Brian: Thanks, Thanks, That's enough
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(stewie goes down the slide and lenard a kid from his preschool lands on the back of his head.
Stewie: "LENARD YOU PUDGY FACED APPLEJON I WILL NOT BE MADE A FOOL OF..."
(another kid goes down the slide and lands on stewies head.
Brian: say something please.
Stewie: oh for god sacks, hmmm let's see here... oh yes *clears throat*
yay, and God said to Abraham, "you must kill your eldest son Issac." and Abraham said, "i'm sorry i can't hear you, you'll have to speak into the microphone" and God said, "oh i'm sorry, is this better? Check Check Check, Jerry i think you'll have to take the high end out i'm still getting some his back here..."
Brian: SAY SOMETHING ABOUT MY MOTHER!
Stewie: oh yes, i'm sorry. I never knew bisscut as a dog, but i did know her has a table. She was sturdy, all for legs the same length..
Brian: Thanks, Thanks, That's enough
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(stewie goes down the slide and lenard a kid from his preschool lands on the back of his head.
Stewie: "LENARD YOU PUDGY FACED APPLEJON I WILL NOT BE MADE A FOOL OF..."
(another kid goes down the slide and lands on stewies head.
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by Lee April 6, 2005
Get the Griffo mug.a griffo is a derogatory name used when a half full beer is found abandoned at a party or pub by someone because they either cant drink it or want a fresh one.
originates from maroubra, sydney, australia out of respect for griffo, who has continuosly been caught not finishing his beers.
originates from maroubra, sydney, australia out of respect for griffo, who has continuosly been caught not finishing his beers.
when a half full beer is found in the middle of a table and no one is drinking it, 'whose f#&kin griffo is that?'
or when leaving a place and someone doesnt finish their drink before they go,you may stand, point at them and yell 'GRIFFO'
alternatively you can leave a beer at the end of the night half full and remark, 'this is for griffo' as long as it is announced
or when leaving a place and someone doesnt finish their drink before they go,you may stand, point at them and yell 'GRIFFO'
alternatively you can leave a beer at the end of the night half full and remark, 'this is for griffo' as long as it is announced
by fullbeers November 2, 2006
Get the griffo mug.The baby on the popular show "Family Guy" that is bent on world destruction and killing his mother. He is extremely funny and has a british accent.
Sorry about the Quotes i love his quotes
Sorry about the Quotes i love his quotes
Janet: Hi. Cookie?
Stewie: Well, it's Stewie, but... you can call me "cookie" if you like. Yes, I also answer to "Artemis," "Agent Buckwald" and "Snake." Yes, I rather like "Snake." "Snake Griffin."
Li: Stewie, come complete our rainbow.
Stewie: I've got a better idea. Let's go play "swallow the stuff under the sink."
Stewie: Oh I feel so delightfully white trash. Mommy, I want a mullet.
Stewie: Yes, I rather like this God fellow. He's very theatrical, you know, a pestilence here, a plague there. Omnipotence. Gotta get me some of that.
Stewie: Picking up the phone. Hello, operator. Hello... Oh god, that's right you have to punch in the numbers nowadays. Uhhh, I should know this. Oh yes,
dialing number
Stewie: 867-5309, yes that's it. Wait that's not it, damn you Tommy Two-Tone. Huh, only one thing to do 111-1111, Lois? Damn. 111-1112 Lois? DAMN. 111-1113...
Stewie: You. Fetch me my copy of the Wall Street Journal. You two, fight to the death.
Stewie: Hmm, time for dessert. Let's see - big chocolate cake for Stewie,
holds up a leaf to Chris
Stewie: and something very tasty for big, fat you.
Stewie: Come any closer and I'll cut her.
realizes he's holding a tongue depresser
Stewie: I'll give her a series of splinters... that could become infected.
Stewie: hitting on some co-eds I must say, the most recent campus sporting event was quite spectacular.
Co-ed: Aw. Are you in a fraternity, little boy?
Stewie: Not yet, but I'm thinking of joining I Felta Thigh.
Stewie: Yay and God said to Abraham, "you will kill your son, Issak", and Abraham said, I can't hear you, you'll have to speak into the microphone." "Oh I'm sorry, Is this better? Check, check, check... Jerry, pull the high end out, I'm still getting some hiss back here."
Stewie: Well, it's Stewie, but... you can call me "cookie" if you like. Yes, I also answer to "Artemis," "Agent Buckwald" and "Snake." Yes, I rather like "Snake." "Snake Griffin."
Li: Stewie, come complete our rainbow.
Stewie: I've got a better idea. Let's go play "swallow the stuff under the sink."
Stewie: Oh I feel so delightfully white trash. Mommy, I want a mullet.
Stewie: Yes, I rather like this God fellow. He's very theatrical, you know, a pestilence here, a plague there. Omnipotence. Gotta get me some of that.
Stewie: Picking up the phone. Hello, operator. Hello... Oh god, that's right you have to punch in the numbers nowadays. Uhhh, I should know this. Oh yes,
dialing number
Stewie: 867-5309, yes that's it. Wait that's not it, damn you Tommy Two-Tone. Huh, only one thing to do 111-1111, Lois? Damn. 111-1112 Lois? DAMN. 111-1113...
Stewie: You. Fetch me my copy of the Wall Street Journal. You two, fight to the death.
Stewie: Hmm, time for dessert. Let's see - big chocolate cake for Stewie,
holds up a leaf to Chris
Stewie: and something very tasty for big, fat you.
Stewie: Come any closer and I'll cut her.
realizes he's holding a tongue depresser
Stewie: I'll give her a series of splinters... that could become infected.
Stewie: hitting on some co-eds I must say, the most recent campus sporting event was quite spectacular.
Co-ed: Aw. Are you in a fraternity, little boy?
Stewie: Not yet, but I'm thinking of joining I Felta Thigh.
Stewie: Yay and God said to Abraham, "you will kill your son, Issak", and Abraham said, I can't hear you, you'll have to speak into the microphone." "Oh I'm sorry, Is this better? Check, check, check... Jerry, pull the high end out, I'm still getting some hiss back here."
by nickdawg940 May 10, 2005
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"Bro have you seen Griffono Saggaroli anywhere?"
"He's been in his office all day, and I can hear strange sounds behind his door..."
"it sounds like...screaming tomatoes?"
"He's been in his office all day, and I can hear strange sounds behind his door..."
"it sounds like...screaming tomatoes?"
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