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Greenishes

A new type vegitable that is not yet out in the markets. Its still being tested by government officials from New Guinea.
That be some wicked greenishes yo.
by Zoloft July 25, 2004
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greenism

I'm a member of the Greenist Church, aka the Church of Green Day.
by AD9 March 27, 2004
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greenishazel

the color of your eyes when they're not exactly brown, not exactly green, but not hazel either.
ay yo girl what color are your eyes?
"greenishazel"
by highgirLlL June 7, 2009
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greenistically challenged

A disability that causes a person to misuse the color green in every way, mostly seen with hair or clothes.
Spectator 1: Dude, look at that lady over there.

Spectator 2: Geez, she's green all over! Are her lips green too?!

Spectator 1: She is so greenistically challenged.
by Brianna_Ashlee September 7, 2009
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greengasm

The warm and fuzzy feeling one gets after becoming ecologically enlightened; usually induced by listening to a ruddy south-westerner talk about off-the-grid construction, having an Australian permaculturist walking you through a food forest, or watching a Discovery Channel film about nature.

This is usually coupled with a gereric environmental-personal-responsibility lecture on the come-down when given by ecologically inclined scientists, often mistaken for global warming rhetoric by the less educated.
"I just had a greengasm after learning how to build an earthship from Dennis Weaver! It was great until he made me think about global warming..."

"That Audi commercial is like green-rape; I think I had a dirty greengasm after watching it. I have to go shower now."

"Geoff Lawton gave me multiple greengasms. I can't wait to watch that one again!"
by DeadJack March 20, 2010
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Greenist

Is an investor who thinks the market, a specific security or an industry will move both sides. Investors who adopt a greenist approach purchase securities on both sides under the assumption that they can sell them in profit(green) later. Greenists or greens are neither optimistic or pessimistic investors who play on both sides considering the given economic scenario, with certain strategies suited to that theory. They are usually well versed with their fields
Greenists are rallying with the market causing chaos.

I hate that greenist is usually right every time.
by 1FadeToDarkness1 February 1, 2021
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Greenism

A rising trend in 2021 is Greenism which is the diet of only eating sustainably sourced food.

Similar to being a Flexitarian, Greenism is only eating meat and other non-plant foods when it has been sourced ethically and locally. This also correlates to the vegetables and plant foods. Not only does following a Greenism Lifestyle mean you are helping local farmers with their lively hoods, it also means you aren't creating a carbon footprint (and deforestation) from ordering avocados that were harvested in Brazil!
Mandy is vegan and thinks she is helping save the planet. She likes tofu but she doesn't know that soybeans are fueling heavy industrial processes and is actually killing the planet. Mandy would be better off taking up a greenism diet, and just buying local.
by TheGreenismGuy November 19, 2021
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