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Greek Goddess
To ejaculate unceasingly onto a standing, preferably posing, whore to resemble a completely white Greek statue albeit caked in substantial cheesy cum.
Guy#1: My balls were so blue I could smell my cum turning sour through my dick!
Guy#2 : How’d you fix your expired dick?
Guy#1: Told my wife to rock my kid to sleep and once she was still, I Greek Goddessed that cunt with even my infant getting a taste!
Guy#2 : How’d you fix your expired dick?
Guy#1: Told my wife to rock my kid to sleep and once she was still, I Greek Goddessed that cunt with even my infant getting a taste!
Greek Goddess by CollinLikesMen August 7, 2019
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Geek God
A geek who, under his dorky cloths and silly glasses, has a really hot body and beautiful face. Usually has a great personality and is often socially awkward and completely unaware of his physical beauty.
Eric was shocked to see Steve from IT dancing at the bar. It turns out he's got the body of a Geek God under his lame, ill fitting work cloths.
Geek God by Brett Burkhardt March 9, 2008
Geek God
Nathan Fillion.
Nathan Fillion is the Geek God. He is the royalty of Comicon, and the beloved ruler of geeks everywhere in the world; nay, the universe.
•He played the role of the adored, yet feared, Captain Malcolm Reynolds of Firefly and Serenity.
•He's a gadget guy who reads Popular Mechanics.
•He said that if he built a robot, it would have a strong heart, and management capabilities.
•He knows that a geekgasm is superior to a nerdgasm.
•He's a geek on the inside, but he's so handsome, sexy, and charismatic, he passes for mainstream.
•He can Jedi Mind Trick you.
•He speaks Klingon.
•His Browncoats affectionately call him "Captain Tightpants."
Nathan Fillion is the Geek God. He is the royalty of Comicon, and the beloved ruler of geeks everywhere in the world; nay, the universe.
•He played the role of the adored, yet feared, Captain Malcolm Reynolds of Firefly and Serenity.
•He's a gadget guy who reads Popular Mechanics.
•He said that if he built a robot, it would have a strong heart, and management capabilities.
•He knows that a geekgasm is superior to a nerdgasm.
•He's a geek on the inside, but he's so handsome, sexy, and charismatic, he passes for mainstream.
•He can Jedi Mind Trick you.
•He speaks Klingon.
•His Browncoats affectionately call him "Captain Tightpants."
The Geek God Nathan Fillion is revered, yet he is humble. Here is Nathan's response on his Twitter page to those who declared him the Geek God: "I wouldn't say *that*, but I'm sure glad YOU did!"
•Reason #1 to love Comicon: SexyHotMessGorgeous Geek God Nathan Fillion. He Is Our Beloved King.
•Reason #2 to love Comicon: Nathan Fillion makes you geek extra hard.
•"Reason #3 to luv Comicon- Sexy geeks." ~Nathan Fillion
•"Reason #4 to love Comicon: All the other geeks. Love me some geekage. Double Rainbow." ~Nathan Fillion
•Reason #5: Nathan Fillion kindly praised his people at Comicon, saying they were so nice, polite, and cool. He then said "God bless you all." They cheered in squishy and excited delight.
•Reason #6: Nathan Fillion Single-Handedly Turned The Meaning Of “Geek” Into “Sex God”.
•Reason #1 to love Comicon: SexyHotMessGorgeous Geek God Nathan Fillion. He Is Our Beloved King.
•Reason #2 to love Comicon: Nathan Fillion makes you geek extra hard.
•"Reason #3 to luv Comicon- Sexy geeks." ~Nathan Fillion
•"Reason #4 to love Comicon: All the other geeks. Love me some geekage. Double Rainbow." ~Nathan Fillion
•Reason #5: Nathan Fillion kindly praised his people at Comicon, saying they were so nice, polite, and cool. He then said "God bless you all." They cheered in squishy and excited delight.
•Reason #6: Nathan Fillion Single-Handedly Turned The Meaning Of “Geek” Into “Sex God”.
The Greek Gods
A fantasy football team that is known for being on the good side of a trade.
The team starts out below average and then becomes a contender.
The team starts out below average and then becomes a contender.
The Greek Gods
FF player 1: Dude, did you see that trade I made in my fantasy football league.
FF player 2: Yeah yo, you The Greeks Gods of this league...
FF player 1: Dude, did you see that trade I made in my fantasy football league.
FF player 2: Yeah yo, you The Greeks Gods of this league...
The Greek Gods by Big Bad Beaver October 11, 2018
What in God's green African jungles??
Another way of asking the infamous question, "what on earth?" while recognizing the almighty God's diverse and most eccentric creation, Africa/Africans.
*arrives home early from vacation and find doors off hinges, roughed-up walls, and a trusted friend wearing my clothes.*
"What in God's green African jungles?? ... ???" =:O
"Er, I can explain..."
"Please do."
"What in God's green African jungles?? ... ???" =:O
"Er, I can explain..."
"Please do."
What in God's green African jungles?? by 0.O September 10, 2013