Pot of greed

A mystic yu-gi-oh card, which no one has a clue upon what it actually does.

Joey: I activate pot of greed!
James: What does it do?
Joey: It let's me draw 2 cards
James: Okay, but what does it do?

by LORDKEEM March 31, 2017

Zelda greed

In the Zelda game series, the urge to collect every single heart, rupee, bomb, arrow, magic container, etc., you come across, even if you don't need it.

L: Why are you bothering to pick up those rupees? Your Big Wallet's already full!

T: It's Zelda greed, dude!

by thecurtain December 14, 2008

weed greed

The sudden characteristic of greed which strikes some in the presence of weed. Common effects include: begging incessantly for somebody to give up their hard-earned weed, hogging the spliff when it's being passed round, or watering at the mouth in the presence of another person's herb.

Example of weed greed:
John: Oh my god Dave, you have weed, give me some!
Dave: Nah sorry, I only have just enough for myself.
John: Oh my god, pleaaase. Please I want some! Just 2 puffs! Please! Come on!
Dave: Fuck off.

by jamessssy November 22, 2010

corporate greed

A corporation's pursuit of gaining an over sufficient quantity of wealth by making decisions that are absent of any notion of morals and ethics.

Raising the price of a life saving drug from $30 to $700 per pill is the result of corporate greed.

by Diry Hippy January 5, 2016

Greeds Train

The term used in football games when someone is greedy and doesn't pass to anyone. They are generally useless.

Eddy: 'Pass the ball!'
Ethan: 'Nah skillz tym'
Eddy: 'Oh my god its the fucking greeds train'

by Bratto4GayPride October 24, 2009

dick greed

(noun): When a woman, typically promiscuous by nature, lusts after more than one penis; when a woman is not satisfied by a single penis and must have as many as possible.

Dick Greed is about wanting all the dicks, to be the Scrooge McDuck of dicks, as it were.

Yo that ho triflin. She wants Kanye West's dick AND Ray J's dick! She got that dick greed!

by Party Catz January 7, 2013

season's greedings

In the Christmas/Holiday season, any greeting whose sole instrumental purpose is a financial transaction.

When an employee of a retail establishment greets a shopper in the fourth quarter of the fiscal year-- though in particular, beginning on Black Friday.

CLERK: "Season's Greedings, Ma'am."
SHOPPER: "Thanks, and Happy Holidays to you, too. Do you accept American Express?"

'Merry Christmas' and 'Happy Holidays' are the most common season's greedings.

by Neologian-PJG December 25, 2011