gratisfying

Something that is both deeply gratifying and satisfying at the same time...

After eating that HUGE Chipotle burrito I was dying to drop a double. Once I finally made it home, I unleashed the most gratisfying poop...

by one 'f' Jeph December 6, 2016

grayify

A very hot female with huge tiddies

bad ho

I saw a girl that looked like grayify huge ass tiddies just like wil-kun

by Wuhbasaurusrex June 1, 2021

textual gratification

The high one gets from receiving a text message, particularly a text message related to a romantic/sexual interest. Those who need textual gratification tend to go through periods of anxiety while they are waiting to hear back from people they have texted.

"I need textual gratification, and I need it now!"

by Call Me Mr. Gee June 25, 2009

Unsexual gratification

Unsexual gratification- When a one night stand can turn from ecstasy into 18 years of pain because of paying child support, from a chick you didn't know had mental issues.

Man #1: Yeah brother I feel your pain, because that's the worst case of Unsexual gratification I've ever HEARD!
Man#2: 18 years of pain for 5 minutes of ECSTASY with that crazy woman!

by 1maddd2mackxxx August 30, 2016

Masterual Gratification

To do something constructive while getting charisma through masterbation from someone or something else.

Person A: So you get Masterual Gratification, doing push ups while fucking a glory hole you made in the floor?

Person B: Yes, and it feels good in both my arms and my penis.

by xFISHx October 24, 2007

Gratifaction

To be gratified for what you give, and to have satisfaction in what you recieved.

I felt gratified when I gave the woman some money she needed to pay the bills, and I was greatly satisfied with her vagina. Thats what I call gratifaction!!

by Hisday420Buck February 16, 2010

Grotify

When one over decorates their house for Christmas so that it looks like Santa's Tacky Grotto

"Don't grotify the house this year!"

by AntiGrotifying March 12, 2016