Unsexual gratification

Unsexual gratification- When a one night stand can turn from ecstasy into 18 years of pain because of paying child support, from a chick you didn't know had mental issues.

Man #1: Yeah brother I feel your pain, because that's the worst case of Unsexual gratification I've ever HEARD!
Man#2: 18 years of pain for 5 minutes of ECSTASY with that crazy woman!

by 1maddd2mackxxx August 30, 2016

Masterual Gratification

To do something constructive while getting charisma through masterbation from someone or something else.

Person A: So you get Masterual Gratification, doing push ups while fucking a glory hole you made in the floor?

Person B: Yes, and it feels good in both my arms and my penis.

by xFISHx October 24, 2007

Grannification

When a normal object or area is subjected to lavander, doily's or an elderly females touch. This can happen with hours or even minutes.

My new elderly tennant moved in today and within a matter of hours the house was subjected to grannification. There were doily's everywhere.

by Coppertoof October 18, 2012

Anal gratification

Letting your mind be set free and enjoying an anal orgasm.

Cuming from anal intercourse...
She received anal gratification last night and never came so hard in her life...

by biggest creep ever December 3, 2013

Self gratification

What alot of you little women hating, homophobic, backstabbing, lolly pop licking bedwetters are really doing on this web site. Try to remember that this is really just entertainment mixed with a tiny bit of insight and education. Its not as much fun when you use it to bash ex's or spew your racial epitaphs. Get over yoursef already. She was no good for man!

My girlfriend,________ just broke up with me because she's a stupid wh*re!!! (sniffle) Or maybe it's because you had too many cats and too many posters of Star Trek on the walls?

by Cornfucker January 25, 2004

Grossification

It comes from the word gross, and it means: For something to be of matter; discusting or intreging.

if something is dead and lieing on the side of the road, and some girl walks past it and yells impulsively, Ewww...grossification!!!

by Erin Berlin October 11, 2004

immediate gratification

Someone who expects you to drop everything you're doing, to cater to their bullshit needs. They feel what they need you to do is more important than anything you could possibly be doing. Most are selfish assholes with zero consideration for anyone but themselves. Plus, chances are they haven't even tried to do it themselves and are just too damn lazy and inconsiderate to try.

If a child exhibits immediate gratification when asking for something, their sense of entitlement will grow worse with age. Never just jump up to do what is asked of you, make the person or child waits until you are done with what you are doing, showing that your time is just as
important as theirs.

by Overwhelmed and Pissed off mom March 16, 2014