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Your ass is grass

Your precious buttocks has now become the center of a very farcical taunt. This phrase implies that "you are going down" in the near future. This phrase being said to you means that your inevitable fate is nearing. It is only half of the full sentence "your ass is grass and i'm gonna mow it." Basically someone is threatening you and you better get the hell outta dodge.
"You fucked my wife enough times Todd, your ass is grass!"
by grassy ass lover 1234 December 28, 2016
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sass grass

Eyy bruh, pass the sass grass
by DaeBaeFay May 9, 2018
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Grass

Magical green substance that commonly grows on dirt. When you touch it, it gives you bitches.
how about you go outside and touch some fucking Grass
by the_fucking_legend. May 12, 2022
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1008 grams

One kilogram is equal to 1000 grams. The misconception that there are 1008 grams in a kilogram stems from estimation in the conversion process. 36 ounces is commonly used as a rough equivalent of a kilogram, and 3.5 grams is commonly used as a rough equivalent of 1/8 ounce.

"An eighth" (1/8 ounce) is a common unit used in buying and selling drugs. 1/8 ounce is equivalent to ≈3.54369, but digital scales rarely display decimals more precise than tenths, so an eighth ounce is treated as equivalent to 3.5 grams.

(3.5*8)*36=1008.
"1008 grams and that's a whole thing" - Young Thug, "Scared of You"
"Weighed 1008 grams on the square" - Future, "Trap N*ggas"
"Mr. 1008 grams" - Yo Gotti, "Yayo"
"36 o's, 2.2 pounds, 1008 grams, that's how it goes down" - Big Six, "1008 Grams"
by my wife left me December 5, 2016
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shaft-grasper

One who subconsciously holds a bottle with both hands as though it is an erect penis.
Russell Brand commenting on host Mika Brzezinski during an interview on MSNBC's Morning Joe: "... the way you're touching that bottle... She's grasping for the shaft! She's a shaft-grasper."
by rmcanada June 20, 2013
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Grase

You know someone named "Grace" right? Well if you don't then a basic summary of one is that:

They are mostly good, beautiful, glorious, amazing, stupendous, ultra cool, fantastic people until they aren't

Grase is the budget version of Grace, they are inferior to Graces in all statistics if the Grace in question is one of those sexy ultimate lords of pure amazement. But a Grase is just barely superior to a Grace that is an completely useless worthless bitch who cheats on rocks on the ground with blades of grass she finds laying on the sidewalk.

Grase's are basically those people you get along with only because you pity them, you feel pity because if a mere letter of their name was just ever so different then it could skyrocket their levels of interest past that of a jester who can't move nor speak. They feel no vengeance nor anger towards Graces (Hopefully) and are mostly passive people, hiding nothing from any living entity due to an overabundance of openness.
Grase is just bootleg Grace and nobody can change my mind
by Champion of Clear Definitions October 31, 2020
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Mardi Gras Juice

n. The putrid, festering liquid that accumulates along curbs and in potholes on Bourbon Street during Mardi Gras. Mardi Gras Juice is usually made up of several distinct liquids, including (but not limited to): beer, spit, urine, Pat O'Brien's hurricanes, semen, human blood, rainwater, mucous, suntan lotion, feces, sweat, pig's blood, assorted other alcoholic beverages and soft drinks, breast milk, tears of lost souls, and rich, chocolatey Ovaltine.

Needless to say, Mardi Gras Juice should be considered hazardous and should not be consumed or handled in any way, unless you find some streads in it that can be exchanged for a boobie flash.
That guy just stepped ankle-deep into a puddle of Mardi Gras Juice. If that were me I'd cut off my own foot.
by The Slow Kid July 8, 2006
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