granted

WHEN YOU GO OUT WITH A BOY SIMPLY BECAUSE HE IS HOT AND YOU WANT A BOYFRIEND
NOT BECAUSE THERE ARE ACTUAL ROMANTIC FEELINGS FOR HIM
(🅗🅞🅦🅔🅥🅔🅡 🅨🅞🅤 🅜🅘🅖🅗🅣 🅑🅔 🅣🅡🅘🅒🅚🅔🅓 🅘🅝🅣🅞 🅣🅗🅘🅝🅚🅘🅝🅖 🅨🅞🅤 🅗🅐🅥🅔 🅡🅞🅜🅐🅝🅣🅘🅒 🅕🅔🅔🅛🅘🅝🅖🅢)

"oh Katelynn you just got granted"

by spacejah May 11, 2019

Granted

I'll give you that

Jail Conversation...

Girl, "Just because your in a pissy ass mood that don't mean you can take it out on me."

Guy, "But baby your the only one that will answer the phone."

Girl, "Granted"

by ASOUP January 22, 2009

for granted

taking someone/something for granted is a certainty of the status quo.

We take the air we breathe and the water we drink for granted, just as the sun and the moon!!

by Ewl978 September 20, 2008

granties

Noun

A combination of "granny"/"grandma" and "panties".

1. Large underwear usually worn by old women/fat transvestites. Made of cotton (because it breathes) or a fat-holding-in material (like lycra or spandex), granties typically begin directly under the breasts and cover the entire ass (and sometimes thighs) and come in white, nude, or pastel floral prints.
2. The chastity belt of the modern age. Worn by a woman when there is no chance of them being seen by a potential sexual partner or to encourage abstinence.
3. Underwear that your mother buys you because, let's face it, her ass is down to her knees and she hasn't gotten laid in years so she really doesn't know any better.

See Also: granny panties.

-Wow Erica, those are some massive granties you've got on there...
-Shut up cuntbag, my mom bought them for me!
-Where'd she get those... the toilet store?
-No, Wal-Mart.(insert sad face)
-Sexy.
-I'm never going to get laid. (insert sad face)
-You're right.

-You're not going out, are you?
-Yes mom, I have a date.
-Oh my, what underwear are you wearing?
-A thong.
-Oh no you're not! Go change into some granties first!
-Oh mom, do I have to?
-Yes, you filthy whore. I don't want some illegitimate grandchildren to raise because you can't keep your legs shut.
-MOTHER!
-Hey, if my mom had made me change my underwear when I was your age we wouldn't be having this discussion... because you wouldn't have been born and I would have graduated high school. Now get in there and change before I whip your ass!

by Suckasaurus Rex September 1, 2008

grantie

Another word used for evil

'dont be so grantie'

by amy, jimmy and grant October 12, 2005

Grateez

Used when congratulations just doesn't cut it. Can be used to show mild sarcasm or indifference on the topic being discussed. Not negatively reflecting on the person you are wishing it to.
also see: congratz, gratz.

Grateez mate on getting your new job at MacDonald's!

by Expresso_ May 16, 2010

Granter

A person or thing who grants certain things.

Look, its the granter, the person who grants!

by Corithn June 1, 2017