Granny's Slurpbucket

An old name for the 'down regions' of an old lady.

The use of the word 'slurp' comes from a Shakespearian reference when King Aurthur was said to 'slurp uponst thee that runs freely and with froth from the cunny of thy mother's mother', aparently referring to the frothy nature of his grandmother's lovejuice.

The term bucket is not confirmed, but is widely accepted to be a reference to the 'openning'.

Wakefield was pissed because Alice was passing round pictures of his Granny's Slurpbucket'. He's never been the same since.

by Will Atkinson April 7, 2008

granny's nest

a place where wrinkly old beeyotches/crones gather to bitch about men and life in general and study on weekends. also see 18033D College Prak

those damn yatches in the granny's nest are at it again: penquinn, crow, pidgeski, and chirpy mcchuggs

by jesse October 23, 2004

Granny's Special Lamington

When your Grandma scrapes the cheese off of her old vagina, freezes it, and grates it up to look like coconut and then coats Lamingtons in it.

Granny's Special Lamingtons tasted a bit funny today, the coconut was a bit strange. I guess that's why she calls them special!

by cookedbogan69 January 25, 2021

granny's couch

Couch not for sitting. Just nice to look at.

Don't sit on granny's couch!!

by me81 January 1, 2015

Granny's cum catcher

A condom, croched or nitted out of yarn.

"I was doing this girl Jenny, and we couldn't find protection, so I made granny make some for me, granny's cum catcher"

by Not_so_kool_aid_man July 17, 2023

Rapping Granny's

Old ladies who like to get down. Usually on tv or at a carnival.

Yo! Yo! Yo! We're the rapping granny's and we're to say... (etc.)

by Urban Dictionary October 17, 2008

Your Granny's Legit

When you do something that is so cool, it must be something that runs in your family

Guy 1:"did you see my sick back-flip?"
Guy 2:"Hell yeah dude, your Granny's Legit"

or

Guy 1: "Bro, you crushed them in basketball "
Guy 2: "Yeah bro, my Granny's Legit"

by princeoffools54 April 19, 2018