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Giannis

Gianni is a greek genious male who is probably banging every female on the planet except his relatives. He is also known to be daddy of most of his friends
Giannis is smarter than Kosta.
by SIMOXE February 10, 2021
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Hugh Grantism

willing to have sex with anything that fits with your equitment including things like telephone poles and golf tees.
Doug had sex with the ugly troll be cause suffered from Hugh Grantism
by Lokithorman June 6, 2004
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giannis

Giannis is the greek name for John. If you are a greek male there is 80% chance that it's your name.
Hey, giannis.. What's up?
by eleos January 10, 2008
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Granninator

Muffybear's grandmother. Owns a Lovebunny. Creeps on her harem of men, and is overall a charmingly creepy person.
She is such a Granninator, you see the way she's creeping on that guy?
by GrannyHeartsMen January 16, 2011
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Grannies Fairy Dust

The ejaculate of a mature lady, probably over 70 years old.
Matty J: Mate, the other day I pulled this right old munter. I was going down on her when she came and got a face full of Grannies Fairy Dust!

Deano: Respect!
by BruffandConlon June 12, 2013
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Grankisha

A parental term used to describe a grandmother. The name is usually used in conjunction with names ending in "kisha" such as Kisha, Lakisha or Shunkisha.
Grankisha is watching the kids tonight.
Mom, why is Grankisha being so petty to Uncle D?
by D4E November 29, 2017
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Grannied

The act of spending all day with your grandma. Often Mother's Day, or some other special day. The word was coined on May 8, 2011 by Opal Crankshaft and said to her adopted grandson, Bryant.
Opal: (holding up two different color blouses up to Bryant) Which one should I wear? What do you think, purple or pink?

Bryant: Well, the purple looks good on you. Why not wear that? (suddenly realizes today is Mother's Day) Or wait, better yet, keep the robe! Let's get Grannied!!

Opal: Now you're talking. This is a perfect day to get Grannied. Its not every day I get to lounge around in my bathrobe.

Bryant: Yeah, you're right. This is a treat for you. Massages, spa treatments - you name it. Today is a perfect day for it!

Ramona: Hey, but what about me? Remember, honey, you used to have a big crush on me. Whatever happened to that?

Bryant: Hey Ma Garggle, long time no see! This is one of my other grandmas, Opal Crankshaft. (Ramona and Opal shake hands)

Bryant: How's Thorny and Hornet?

Brutus: We're fine. Gladdys couldn't be here. But I came down.

Bryant: Sweet! We go back quite a long way, all the way to 1996.

Brutus: Yeah, we lost touch there for a while. Who's this grandma you're talking about? Its not my mother-in-law, Ramona, is it?

Bryant: No. Brutus Thornapple; Opal Crankshaft. (Brutus and Opal shake hands).

Opal: Its a great day to get Grannied, huh? A couple of new friends that I've never met. One of my favorite grandsons. A great way to stay busy on Mother's Day! Doing nothing but r-e-l-a-x!!
by Dusty's Baby Powder June 2, 2011
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