Grandsladdle

An alternate term for Grandfather, Grandpa, Grandpop, or Grandad, etc.

"Did you invite Grandsladdle to my birthday party mom?"

Honey we are having dinner with Grandsladdle and Grandmother tonight

by Kyle Wilson November 7, 2006

East Coast Grand Slam

1. a sexual act performed when a female is spanked with a baseball bat before it is pushed up the partners vagina.
2. when a partner of any gender is spanked with a baseball bat before it is put up the partners ass hole.
3. the repetitive grand slam: after the spank the baseball bat is repetitively placed up the vagina then ass of the partner, or, if preferred, two bats at once in both holes.

Carol: Tiffany, why are you walking funny?
Tiffany: I got the most intense east coast grand slam last night...

by YOUR FRIEND TRIN <3 February 20, 2015

Grandmama

The overlord of all grandmas. She is more powerful than all the grandmas combined and controls them as her slaves. Her purpose in life is to make children under 10 years old happy with their life until they realize that grandma will die one day.

Edna (Grandma): Wow Janice, I saw your Facebook feed. Your grandchildren are getting quite plump. Did grandmama ask you to make all those cookies?

Janice (Also grandma): That's right! If you look at the walls, you can see all the scarves I've been asked to knit together for them.

by TimTheTurtle May 31, 2018

grandlad

An absolute LAD who is slightly more advanced in years than your typical 'young LAD'.

- "Check out grandad over there busting out those awesome dance moves."
- "He ain't no grandad, he's a grandLAD!"

by olm34kn April 9, 2012

grandstander

Someone who says outrageous things or performs attention seeking acts, to win an argument or to appear to be superior, would be a grandstander

Donald Trump called James Comey a grandstander and said it was a reason for firing him.

by Denekawa May 11, 2017

mormon grand slam

After marriage, when a couple has at least 4 kids. This could possibly happen within the first year of marriage if the couple has quintuplets, or within 4 years if they are diligent.

Zach and his wife keep poppin out babies like every single year. He is swinging for his 3rd mormon grand slam with this last baby.

by mormon_playa October 10, 2007

grandspawn

grandchild, especially one of questionable origins. Comes from the tv series Angel, when the Fang Gang learns that Cordelia has been impregnated by Angel's demon-spawned son Connor.

Gunn to Angel: "Congratulations, you're going to have a grandspawn." (Season 4, episode 16)

by braxxx October 17, 2008