gammon satchel

A gammon satchel is a salty vagina with two big salty flaps which stick together. Also known as a ready salted vagina

I can't believe you unbuckled her gammon satchel... thats nasty! People have been jailed for less.

by Tilly Tilly October 7, 2013

gramminated

music nominated for a Grammy Award
-slip of the tongue used by Glenn Frey (Eagles) at concert on January 13, 2009

The next song we will perform has been gramminated for this year's number one song of the year.

by Bettymj January 17, 2009

gammon slipper

Used to describe someone thick or frustratingly stupid. Based on the slang for a ladies downstairs area

Darren: "I sold my Datsun to this geezer who then crashed it and wanted his money back"

Tim: "urgh, what a complete Gammon Slipper"

by QuantumMan October 7, 2016

Gammonigook

Incoherent rant from a stout yeomen, probably because of high blood pressure caused by decades of 'PC gone mad', being defeated in arguments about the non-existent merits of Brexit and women getting the vote.

Gammon often make their appearance on BBC's Question Time jabbing their porcine fingers at the camera while demanding immediate nuclear strikes against Remain-voting areas, people who eat vegetables and/or cyclists.

The Gammonigook spouting from the Gammon was harsh upone the pub goers ears.

by Gammonhunter July 1, 2018

GrimmOne

A man who licks the crust off of a sea cooters scrotum, while masturbating.

Look at that sick man on the beach, he must be a GrimmOne

by Blood fart June 1, 2021

Average Gammon

Defined as being a women who one would copulate with if the chance arises.

•Average Gammon... Get out your salmon..?

•Callum: how'd your date go?

Oly: she was average gammon at best.

Callum: and did she get out her salmon?

Oly: Of course baba, eeaassyyy!

by McCooks June 13, 2014

gammonflake

Meat faced Brexit supporter who firmly believes your pussy ass liberal remainer feelings can go and get fucked but that his own upright, moral and proper feelings and those of his fellow gammons are afforded special protection by virtue of good old Christian decency, them being such great Christians and everything.

Nigel Farage, the big gammonflake, has been whining hard for his great gammonflake mate Donald Trump ever since Sadiq Khan said it's OK to float a Trumpbaby blimp everywhere he goes on his visit to London.

by Spoogle July 6, 2018