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Gun Grabber

Usually someone from New York City, California, Massachusetts or a gated community that believes you should call the police when being assaulted or burglarized. They ignore that the police have no obligation to answer your call, will likely just drive by and even if they do it could be too late. Also police with the best of intentions could be an hour in many locations. Any the perpetrators will likely be back since your home/business is a safe target and had zero protection. Many of the new moderate gun grabbers actually claim only handguns are the problem. These politicians say they will not take long guns, being shotguns and rifles used by sportsmen. This ignorant response does not recognize that many people like to sport with handguns and most sportsmen own handguns as well. Worse of all it ignores most handguns are owned by law abiding citizens protecting themselves as guaranteed by the second amendment of the Constitution. Banning handguns would eventually lead to hacksaw sells going up. The dumbest of criminals could make a handgun from Rifle or shotgun in about 5 minutes.
Chris Matthews on MSNBC often goes off on people living in the South, Western States and Mid-West. He stated that for some crazy reason they think they need a gun. He said Rudy Giuliani and the people of New York City get it, people should not have guns. Him and Rudy are a couple of gun grabbers.

People were doing four home invasions a week in my town of 20,000 for a couple of month. The police were useless. Then someone shot a guy kicking in their front door. No more home invasions. That's a good enough argument for me against gun grabbers.
by Eldridge Cleaver March 9, 2008
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mall grabber

a person who holds their skateboard by their trucks, as if they are an accessory. These people are generally referred to as posers, and have their jeans ripped from the grip tape of the board grinding on their pants.
You can usually find these posers at a local mall, and they do not know how to skateboard.
"Dude, those mall grabbers are all posers! They all cant skate you know!"

"I bet I could beat those mall grabbers any day in a game of skate with only ollies."
by phenz March 30, 2010
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Gribble Filter

(grĭb′əl fɪltə)

See Gribble flange

n.

A particulate filter is a device composed of fibrous materials which removes solid particulates such as dust, pollen, mould, and bacteria from the air. This type of filter is used in applications where air quality is important, notably in building ventilation systems and in engines.

A Gribble filter is such a device, but designed or positioned specifically by the manufacturer in a location that causes the maximum amount of dirt to accumulate in the filter, causing the Gribble flange effect to kick in: A correctly located filter may require renewal every 24 to 36 months. A Gribble Filter gets dirty in weeks, and is usually so well hidden or difficult to replace that the user continues to breathe in filthy unfiltered air so that they don't have to pay a technician to find and replace the costly Gribble element.

Formerly seen as a money grabbing device to benefit the manufacturer, now seen by Gen Y as no more than a friendly reminder that whatever the device is filtering, it's about time we had a new one. With a snazzy corporate logo on it. In a different colour.
Ted: 'What's that filthy thing in your hand ?'

Bill: 'The Gribble filter from my car. It failed early as anticipated, and the car is now in the shop for repairs. Hope they forget to reset the Gribble Flange timer chip.'
by KeithMyArthe October 8, 2016
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Clit grabber

A long flexible tool with a push button to control three prongs at the other end for grabbing parts that have fallen into cracks.
Oh crap I just dropped a bolt into the intake manifold go get me the clit grabber.
by Cesil January 1, 2019
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dale gribble

the funniest charecter on the animated series king of the hill.also the creator of shasha.
dale: the government told me something i didnt know cigarettes cause lung cancer
hank:dale i could've told you that
dale:but you didnt hank.
by rusty shackleford May 13, 2005
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Gun Grabber

Usually a loony left-wing nut, aka dumbocrat, who mistakenly believes that the removal of lawfully owned guns will also remove them from crminal hands.
Despite the proven fact that banning of narcotics and firearms did NOT reduce their possesion amongst the criminals, Hitlery and the gun grabbers want to procede with more facist gun control schemes.
by Eddy January 11, 2008
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Grabblefluff

Noun

The act of replacing your bedsheets with cobblestones, and sleeping on it
I asked my doctor why my back hurt so badly. He said it was because I was grabblefluffing too often.
by AntMouse July 8, 2014
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