the gotch

A sexually transmitted disease that has evolved from syphillis, genital herpes, and the "clap."

"I heard she got the gotch, what a slut!"

"I don't know what the gotch is, but I'm pretty damn sure I don't have it!"

"I think the gotch count in the room is about ten."

by Paul Haggis, Dan Larsony January 16, 2008

Gothopotamus

A fat chick/guy who thinks he/she's goth or hard core. Dyed black hair, black eyeliner, boots, black clothes/drapes, yards of fishnet, etc.

(Goth + Hippopotamus = Gothopotamus)

Picture a goth Chris Farley...

by Nikki Sixx August 24, 2004

gotcha journalism

simple, straight-forward questions that cannot be answered by inept politicians.

katie couric: "governor palin, how many fingers am i holding up?"

sarah palin: "you know katie, i'm sick and tired of this gotcha journalism."

by bun September 30, 2008

gotchie gravy

The liquid shit stain in your underwear, especially after flurching or a bad bout of diarrhea!

If you've got diarrhea and don't make it to the John in time, you run the risk of getting some gotchie gravy!

by Jon-Miester November 11, 2008

Gothophobia

The fear or discrimination against goths and goth culture

The way he was looking at my goth friend seemed to have heavy undertones of gothophobia

by Сейдж July 25, 2023

Gotcha hat

A phrase that results in an immediate ass whooping

His final words were "gotcha hat" may he rest in peace

by Teehew May 7, 2021

getcho

1. Short for 'get your', commonly used as a sentence opener to add excitement or emphasis to the statement. Requires increased volume and testosterone accompanied by rapid hand movements

2. Can be used by itself as as expression of avid agreement or being really pumped up for something

3. A state of goodness

1. "Getcho grocery shopping!!!"

2. "I just bought FIFA"

"GETCHOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"

3. "I think I failed my exam, it was definitely not getcho"

by Sin2199 May 7, 2010