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douche-gobbler

Someone who has exceded the limitations of being an ordinary douchebag or doucher. Someone that is so lame their only purpose on this earth is gobbling douches.
Tim is such a huge douche-gobbler because he is mainly concerned with the north fargo taco bell closing
by EmDix January 20, 2009
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Glizzy Gobbler

A person who completely dominates hotdogs during consumption.
"Did you see that guy eat that hotdog? He's a real glizzy gobbler."
by GetAwayNick July 7, 2020
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Gobble Gobble

A greeting used by management to inform employees that they need to work harder to out perform their coworkers as people will fired.
"Gobble Gobble" Anonymous CEO in a message to all employees after the initial round of layoffs
by c_ash November 30, 2022
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Gobblers Knob

A dance where both the male goolies and unit are externally displayed through hole in briefs or boxers then shaken vigorously while moving hips rapidly from side to side. Also called the wangdoodle.
Look everyone! He’s doing the gobblers knob.
by Diego Mendez January 25, 2008
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Gobbless

Common term used between motorcyclist
“YOUR GOING TO THE DRAGON? GOBBLESS BORTHER WATCH OUT FOR DEM CLIBBINS
by KawiZ900Rider September 3, 2021
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Seedy gobble

One obtaining a nosh off or blow job from someone in otherwise shady conditions such as on the back seat of a bus or in the boardroom of a fully manned office. Seedy goobles are both risky and dangerous but this only adds to the fun of getting a seedy gobble.
Hey Barron, I was at my old nans on Tuesday redecorating her bedroom. While she was in the next room her best friend pulled my pants down and gave me a seedy gooble

I was on the number 19 on the way home the other day and the missus unzipped my flies and gave me a seedy gobble on the bus!

I once worked in a bar and a well known comedian came in for a few drinks. I ended up giving him a seedy gobble in my car.
by BennyB January 16, 2013
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