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Gootchripper

When you slide down a stair rail or a rope and it rope-burns you between the legs, or the "gootch".
Also used if you fall off a tightrope and end up with it between your legs.
Those stairs are real gootchrippers!
by Wordgeek1994 March 26, 2009
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Gotschi

A bi-racial angel of superhero lineage that likes to slam bitches. Gotschis often urinate in random places of the home, and vomit in Vermillion bathtubs. You can find a Gotschi at your local Tex-Mex restaurant, with a burrito in one hand, and his dick in the other (maybe an import beer, instead.)
What a lovely creature! It must be a Gotschi.
by vermillionowensgotschi March 12, 2012
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Gootch Pearl

The buildup of skin, hair, blood, pus, feces, semen, scabs, toilet paper and substances from your fingernails after scratching your gootch and walking around with thick thighs creating a morbidly obese high pressure heat and density that creates balls of nastyness for a day or so.
Damn fatass got gootch pearls from not showering for a week, what a fat fuck.
by Farty McCrablice November 9, 2008
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sweating like a gootch

when you get very sweaty, just like a gootch
god im sweating like a gootch today!!!!
by daveaminal December 9, 2008
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Gootache

A glossing of the upper lip using ones cocksnot
As Lisa kneeled to lovingly kiss Patricks purple monster she obtained a gootache which warmed her upper lip considerably.
by Cubix Hube June 20, 2008
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Goonschlagga

The act of performing the Goonschlagga Gambit on a chess opponent.

The Goonschlagga Gambit is the largest possible trade in the game of chess, and often is performed against young children as their brains are wrinkleless and undeveloped, making their chess strategy often far worse than that of wrinkly old brains. The Goonschlagga Gambit is the act of sacrificing a pawn in order to capture the opposing player's queen if they capture the pawn with their queen. This forces the opponent to choose between moving their queen to safety and losing the enemy pawn capture, or saving their queen. Those with brains of the mushier variety are far more susceptible to the Goonschlagga Gambit, and will choose to take the pawn.
"Do you smell what what the Rock is cooking?"
"N- no-"
"That's right, you got 'schlagged bitch"
"...what lol"
"THE GOONSCHLAGGA YOU FOOL >:))"
by the_Blind_Bread August 2, 2021
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getting gootched

When someone comes up behind you and either kicks or hits you in the balls from behind, squishing your rod and tackle against your gootch. Extremely painful, and nearly impossible to block or prepare for, unlike the roshambo. The only defense is extreamly baggy pants, or a cup.
John was lying the the ground for ten minutes after getting gootched.
by Anti November 12, 2004
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