goonette

female version of a gooner, a female loser femcel who wastes hours arousing herself doing nothing else in bed very frequently

mia : jessie omg ur such a goonette stop coping on easy dopamine whole day u look fried go out!

by ToughAss McDumb November 28, 2024

Goonnatrout

A solid brown “trout” that magically appears in public swimming places, usually after a sore belly. I has a tendency to follow you as you try to move slowly away without drawing attention.

Edwin: “eh, dad ya gammon hole, what’s that goonnatrout doin following you round. You shit ya pants or something?”

by Ridgydidge December 11, 2024

Goonetti

The female version of a gooner.

I walked in shorty room without knocking and she was gooning... i aint know she was a lil goonetti

by Real.Rx February 7, 2025

goonentine

A person that you goon with on Valentine’s Day

Me and my goonentine were stroking our meat tip to tip while watching gay porn.

by Your goonentine February 14, 2025

Goonnected

Goonnected is when you and your best bud goon together. Whether you're gooning each other off or on different sides of the planet, you will always stay goonnected.

A texting conversation:

Person 1: Hey man, hows Romania?

Person 2: Is good but im bored

Person 1: Well its a good time we get off on sum?

Person 1: yooooo we doing this on a call?

Person 2: Yeah bro, no matter what we will always be goonnected

by angelbaby111 March 20, 2025

Goonbeta Sharma

A term for an south-indian who sits at the bottom of the caste system. Usually is a bitch and cant pull any girls. Registered sex offender and claims to get rich but doesnt ever do shit. NOT a citizen of the United States.

"see that new guy Yash over there, he's a Goonbeta Sharma" Sarah exclaims with disgust.

by Biomz October 17, 2025

Goonette

a hoe or gay friend that likes to goon aggressively to "Chuds"

im a goonette to my chud

by shadowgoon27 January 8, 2026