Goonocoligist

One who studies the practices of gooning and how they affect the human body after sever days of gooning, leading to goontosis

Once I graduate my med school after gooning my whole life, i plan to become a Goonocoligist

by MasterGooner February 20, 2024

Goonotologist

Teachers of the fine art goonomics.

My goonotologist said its good to goon before and after sleeping

by anonymous September 12, 2025

The Geoecologist

HA! LOOK AT THAT BITCH!

Hym "THERE YOU FUCKING HAVE IT MATT! The Geoecologist has a short called 'Reality is perspective' and in it shows some bent metal that from one side looks like A SQUARE and the other A CIRCLE! IT'S A SQUARE FUCKING CIRCLE MATT! WHAT DID I FUCKING TELL YOU!? I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I TOLD YOU: YOU CAN CONCEIVE OF A SCHRODINGER CAT-ESQUE WAY IN WHICH AN OBJECT CAN BE BOTH SQUARE AND CIRCLE! HA! HAHAHAHAHA! FUCK-ASS! THAT IS EXACTLY WHY I AM THE ULTIMATE MAN!"

by Hym Iam July 7, 2025