Goonotize

When someone jacks off so fast that anyone who looks is entranced/hypnotized and is unable to move.

I'm going to goonotize you

by Viridianhero June 3, 2024

Goonrot

The perceived deterioration of a person's mental or intellectual state due to obsessive observation of mature content involving sexually suggestive material, such as pictures, videos, text, or audio.

Obsessive observation of mature content containing sexually suggestive material, such as photographs, videos, text, or audio, leaving a negative impact on a person's mental or intellectual health.

Bro this movie is straight up goonrot.

by Transgendermom666 January 22, 2025

Goonrot

Brainrot for gooners (in the lines of gooner bait)

Man 1 (alpha gigachad): Bro, you need to stop watching goonrot, SlimeCat isn't good for the brain!
Man 2 (gooner): ... No! I need my goonrot!

by Mosfetttt February 2, 2025

goonboy

A male who needs to get up and go on with his life.

Go on boy, move on with your life. Such a goonboy!

by Klittickler March 14, 2025

Goonrotted

When you masturbate and watch porn so much that it has an effect on your brain.

“Dude Im so fucking goonrotted, i have a tab open constantly for porn.”

“What the fuck?”

by iluvpuppydog March 31, 2025

Goonotologist

Teachers of the fine art goonomics.

My goonotologist said its good to goon before and after sleeping

by anonymous September 12, 2025

Goonbeta Sharma

A term for an south-indian who sits at the bottom of the caste system. Usually is a bitch and cant pull any girls. Registered sex offender and claims to get rich but doesnt ever do shit. NOT a citizen of the United States.

"see that new guy Yash over there, he's a Goonbeta Sharma" Sarah exclaims with disgust.

by Biomz October 17, 2025