googlestalk

To stalk someone using the search engine Google to turn up information about the person that can be found on the Internet.

This guy kept bugging me on one chat channel, asking me to meet him IRL, which totally creeped me out. After he got banned he switched to another channel and started googlestalking me. So he found my LiveJournal!

by Albin Pahernik January 4, 2004

Googleism

A religion based on the vast knowledge of google. A person who celebrates this religion is a googleist.

The Adam and Eve of google is Larry Page and Sergey Brin.

Girl1: So what are you going to do tonight?

Girl2: I'm going to practice googleism by looking up things I don't know on google.

by Saraness May 2, 2009

Googlestein

Someone who thinks they are a genius like Einstein just because they can use Google.

That Steve sure is a Googlestein.

by drd79 January 4, 2010

Gooblers

Little Men that sprout out of your body

Person 1:"Oh shit! My Gooblers are running everywhere!"
Person 2:"You better get your Gooblers in check!"

by Grandmas Arthritis June 29, 2020

Googler

An employee working at Google. Employee benefits include free massages, gourmet food, no set working hours, constant talks from presidential candidates and tons of other famous people, and really high salary.

"Welcome to Google, the land of bunnies and rainbows!" -a typical Googler

by Swami Mehadevan June 11, 2008

Dick Googler

One who uses google image results to fetch pictures of penis(es) for enjoyment. Generally erect in nature, but cases of flaccid dick googling has been cited.

"Kevin is such a dick googler, his internet history is chock full of cocks."

by HottieNanako May 10, 2010

googles

code word for saying boobs around your teacher

that teacher has no googles

by lilbabiey November 30, 2018