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Googlecide

The act of hating on people who fight back and smear your name so badly that you become red-flagged across the internet and can't create accounts on various websites due to the bad reputation the original hater has now accumulated.
I googled "jdsonic" and it looks like he finally took the big step of committing googlecide
by Dataghost January 6, 2011
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Googleite

A person who has the need to Google everything in their life.
Jonny is a Googleite, he feels the need to Google everything.
by Just Jacko December 29, 2019
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Uncle Googemizer

A sexual act in which a man freezes his excrement in a common household freezer for 8-10 hours. Afterwards, it is then taken out of the freezer, at which point the female uses it to masturbate. For maximum pleasure, it can be frozen along with the female's excrement and frozen for 24 hours.
Afterwards, both male and female simultaneously use it as a dildo, ass-to-ass or ass-to-vagina. The objective in this sexual 'game' is for the male and the female to ejaculate or cum, respectively, before the excrement starts to melt.
Man: Honey, I'm so bored of our lovemaking. Perhaps we should try something new?
Woman: I've heard about something called an Uncle Googemizer. Perhaps we should try it?

- 1 day later -

Man: Wow, that felt so great! We should do it again.
Woman: Indeed, but we must remember to buy more laxatives.
by Sora25322264 August 30, 2011
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googlemite

n 1. Anyone who frequently searches the world wide web.
2. unemployed.

plural googlemites
1. Everyone lost in or 'consumed' by the internet.

2. Anyone who uses the internet at work.
Like a termite eats wood and lives in wood, so too a googlemite; he 'lives on the web/internet'.

What's your job?
I'm a googlemite.

They never go out anymore, they're googlemites.

I'm a googlemite.
by mouseonmoon August 5, 2008
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googleize

A verb, To search for something on the search engine Google
Oli - 'Hey i'm trying to find out the score from last nights match'
Rob - 'googleize it'
by Robert Padden January 9, 2006
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Googlize

Adding googly eyes to an objects to appear life like.
image search googlize on the interweb!
by thegooglizer July 31, 2012
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Ugooglelize

The act of fact checking a statement someone makes by utilizing google
I had to ugooglelize rod when he said Jackie Chan was dead
by Nickelodeon Hasselhoff October 11, 2015
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