Goochy Goose 

When a man and a woman are in 69 position and she is licking his gooch, then the guy farts in her face and he tightens his legs around her neck forcing her to endure the smell. This leading to her screaming like a goose due to her neck being crushed.

Johnny: "Betty? What happened to you and Paul?"
Betty: "Nigga, i broke up with him cause he Goochy Goosed me and i smelled for weeks."

Goochy Goose by Macro D December 26, 2006

Goochie Goochie Goochie 

To be very cute. You say it when you are really old, or you want to be annoying. You have to say it repeatively, for it to work. The old ladies cats from Dj & The Fro are Goochie Goochie Goochie Goochie Goochie.

Old lady: Watch my cat video they are soo, Goochie Goochie Goochie Goochie Goochie Goochie Goochie Goochie Goochie Goochie.

DJ & The Fro: DELETE VIDEO!

Goochie Goochie Goochie by jaileneeee June 30, 2009

Goochy gooching 

A little one finger scratch to the gooch of a man looking for a good time or to relive that itch

“Hey my balls are mad itchy”
“Let me give you a good goochy gooching”

Goochy gooching by KeelinDeelin April 17, 2023

goochiboochi

a word used when aggressively petting a dog/cat etc.

“GOOCHIBOOCHI GOOD BOY WHOS A GOOD BOY??? YOUR A GOOD BOY GOOCHIBOOCHI!”

goochiboochi by milftitties420 April 7, 2021

Hotter than Satan's gooch 

A term used when describing how hot and humid it is (most commonly used in Texas), compares the temperature of a room to the area between Satan's testicles and asshole

Guy 1 "We need to fix the AC unit, it's, like, 100 degrees in here!"
Guy 2 "I know, it's hotter than Satan's gooch in here!"

Hotter than Satan's gooch by KnightStormer2 April 26, 2015

Slurp my gooch 

Common imperative verbal statement used to express a desire for oral pleasure between the (penile/vaginal) region and the anal region.

“Slurp my gooch.”

Slurp my gooch by Goochslurper October 29, 2020

gooch

Gooch is another word for chad: the region between the balls and the arse-hole; can be an erogenous zone for some.

Girl: I was fingering that part between his balls and his arse and there was shit there.
Everyone listening remained silent but later laughed among themselves:
'Eww! He had a shitty chad.'

When you measure your dick, you don't start at the arse-hole and include the chad; you risk getting shit on your measuring tape.

Q: What on earth is a gooch?
A: You know, the chad, the part between balls and arse.

gooch by Chane. January 31, 2020