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Gooched

When you shit on someone- irl or in-game
Get gooched on
I just gooched your sis”
by GoochThot47 April 28, 2021
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Gooched

The highest status a lad can have with his daddylad on board a Royal Navy T class submarine. If a daddylad proclaims his lad as being gooched, it means the lad undertakes all his duties for his daddylad with care and consideration in a selfless manner. A gooched lad is proud to be classed as so, and can frequently be seen around the submarine flaunting his high status in front of other clean or unclaimed lads.
Sailor A: I hear that lads been gooched by his daddylad shippers.

Sailor B: Of course he has shippers, look at him he's like the cat that got the cream!

Sailor C: it's alright for some, I'm still unclaimed....

Sailor A: <chuckles> give it time lad, give it time...
by Sticky_Green September 16, 2021
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Gooched

If the root Gooch is the feminine version of taint then if ones logic were to be tainted. Or let's say a man were to be pussy whipped, where his logic were to be tainted by a ferocious lioness of a gal then one could say he hath been GOOCHED.
Brain- "Man that girl Veronica, really got our boy Max pussy whipped over here. Like his reality is tainted by this chick."

Thomas - " yea my dudes really GOOCHED over there"
by Mothbby226 May 20, 2024
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gooched on

To fall victim to an act of seemingly unjust and unfair circumstances. Often case the situation is out of the victim's control.
Brian: I ran to Bio Class in my boxers because I thought was late for the final. Turns out it was rescheduled for next week.
Sam: Damn, nigga, you got gooched on.
by Yung Kimchi October 23, 2015
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goochess

a gooch that is old crusty, hairy, sweaty, soggy, smelly, chunky,and has never seen the light of day it only comes out at night.
i dont want a goochess when i am older
by poowaker69 May 25, 2007
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goocher

When picking odd man out by flipping coins, a goocher is when all coins land tails side up. See: Stand By Me
Oh man, that's a goocher
by Tresser McKay May 12, 2004
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Gouched

- Sitting so comfortably you won't move for anything.
"No, I'm not moving, I'm gouched!".
by gezzzza December 14, 2010
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