gonzo

1-To be gone, can either be on drugs (usually weed), drunk as fuck.
2-going fast as fuck.
3- a type of porn
4-The blue muppit baby
5-Huge ass nose that looks like the blue muppit baby's

1-Damn that bitch stephany is gonzo, what the fuck she drink?
2-That M5(a fast car) is gonzo.
3-Do you guys like gonzo??
4-Did u guys see gonzo? hes got a huge nose.
5-Look at that big gonzo i wonder if hes ever nose fucked a girl.

by JONES! July 30, 2008

gonzo

Of or pertaining to an abnormal curvature of the penis (typically bending toward the ground)

My boyfriend's gonzo cock hits all the right places when we are banging.

by Brendan Popper September 17, 2007

gonzo

when a male puts his testicles on top of the shaft of his penis and shows it to other males like the "penis-showing game" in the film WAITING

"Matt showed me his gonzo and therefore got to kick me in the ass four times"

by Mike Pissalot July 18, 2006

gonzo

Huge nosed mamal usually found with narcaleptic tendencies. Natural habitat: North Miami shopping malls and high school socials. Loves Jeefus.

see also Ant-Eater

by sharkattack February 10, 2005

gonzo

gonzo someone with a big, odd-shaped ass nose

Scottie Pippen is definitely a gonzo.

by Alisha April 22, 2005

gonzo

The act of raising ones testicles slightly up above the shaft of their penis, thus making your member resemble gonzo, the lovable muppet.

When presented with the fruitbowl by his naked friend in the locker room, Adam P. retorted by showing his hetro friend with the gonzo

by Papawood December 8, 2003

gonzo

to throw a basketball as hard as you can into someone's face causing them to never want to play the sport again.

Chris: OMG-she went down like a sack of bricks.
Dave: yeah-she got gonzo'ed bad!

by Frank Bonich March 14, 2008