n. Has several, widespread meanings - often depending on geography - such as blowjob or underwear. Can also be used as a generic insult.
The word is best used, however, to describe enemies who must be eliminated in videogames.
The word is best used, however, to describe enemies who must be eliminated in videogames.
Me (playing Goldeneye: Jesus, I'm getting blasted to fuck here! There's way too many gonks!
You (advising me): There's one to your right...
Me: Oh shit, I'm dead. These gonks just didn't stop. Fucking gonks.
You (advising me): There's one to your right...
Me: Oh shit, I'm dead. These gonks just didn't stop. Fucking gonks.
by Terry Deary December 07, 2006
To edit someone's profile on a website or forum in a humorous or derogatory fashion after they have left it logged in on a public computer.
Unlike hacking, gonking is done to someone who carelessly leaves their account logged in, and is usually done as a prank.
A gonk'd profile's password is not changed.
past tense: gonk'd
Unlike hacking, gonking is done to someone who carelessly leaves their account logged in, and is usually done as a prank.
A gonk'd profile's password is not changed.
past tense: gonk'd
by Dom Price October 20, 2006
A Gonk Is Something You Call Someone When They Have Made A Simple Mistake But Need To Be Notified Of Their Wrongness And Bullied To A Great Extent! A Foolish Person Who Is Compleatly Gullable And Falls For Tricks Every Time! See boob
by Muteress and Mutelator February 22, 2005
by Gerry Mckenna May 23, 2007
toilet paper tube with eyes crudley drawn by three year olds that you would buy at a fair for charity
"you gonk"
"you retard gonk"
"you retard gonk"
by david June 17, 2006
Noun. Used to describe somebody who values self image and vanity over anything else in the world. Usually listens to semi-obscure hardcore bands.
"The members of the band 'lostprophets' consist exclusiveley of Gonks, most of their fans are also Gonks"
by MetalMikey666 August 07, 2005
by Condom October 15, 2006